Well, hellfire, you guys: All our Fug Madness winners -- all two of them -- are trying to clean up their acts, and I've got to tell you, with that and the fact that Mischa Barton is off-limits for a while because of her recent and genuinely very alarming involuntary hospitalization, I am feeling quite bereft.
Observe:
Yeah, fine, the shoes kind of look like something you'd wear if you wanted to go clogging at a strip club. And if I hadn't seen so very much of her boobs in the past year, I'd think that was one ineptly stuffed bra. But you guys, it's AUBREY. By her standards, wearing this outfit means she's taken the veil, become Sister Mary Aubrey, and plans to attend vespers all week with Mother Superior. I hope to God Solange Knowles is sitting at home somewhere, looking at this photo, understanding that it means Fug Madness 2010 could be hers, ALL HERS.
But can Aubrey keep it up? Let's see:
Observe:
Yeah, fine, the shoes kind of look like something you'd wear if you wanted to go clogging at a strip club. And if I hadn't seen so very much of her boobs in the past year, I'd think that was one ineptly stuffed bra. But you guys, it's AUBREY. By her standards, wearing this outfit means she's taken the veil, become Sister Mary Aubrey, and plans to attend vespers all week with Mother Superior. I hope to God Solange Knowles is sitting at home somewhere, looking at this photo, understanding that it means Fug Madness 2010 could be hers, ALL HERS.
But can Aubrey keep it up? Let's see:
... Sort of. The dress still has a whisper of nun about it -- albeit a nun who entered the convent with the sole plan of being deemed too spunky to be one of Christ's brides, and thus the beneficiary of an open governess job at the home of a handsome and hormonal widower -- but that cleavage isn't capable of keeping its voice down. It is shouting. Indeed, it is in danger of going hoarse. This is definitely more like the Aubrey we know and fear, but there's still something missing. What could it be?
Ah yes: A helpless dog in a sweater. The perfect accessory for any fashion crime. Welcome back, Aubrey.
