OH. MY. GOD. YOU GUYS.
IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING! You know how we always use the old Demi Moore Wears Bikes Shorts to the Oscars outfit as, like, the Alpha and the Omega of Terrible Celebrity Fashion? I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN. This is like...WINNING THE LOTTO. Twice! And having Ben Mackenzie bring you the check! Wearing his police uniform from Southland! And then him letting you take it off him! In other words, IT'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED! Elizabeth Hendrickson -- who I know best as Bianca's girlfriend on AMC -- ACTUALLY DID IT AGAIN. Without a shirt! And with a weight-lifting belt! I am SO buying a lottery ticket tonight!
I know, it looks like it COULD just be a super short, tight underskirt, but dude, I promise it isn't. Look!
IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING! You know how we always use the old Demi Moore Wears Bikes Shorts to the Oscars outfit as, like, the Alpha and the Omega of Terrible Celebrity Fashion? I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN. This is like...WINNING THE LOTTO. Twice! And having Ben Mackenzie bring you the check! Wearing his police uniform from Southland! And then him letting you take it off him! In other words, IT'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED! Elizabeth Hendrickson -- who I know best as Bianca's girlfriend on AMC -- ACTUALLY DID IT AGAIN. Without a shirt! And with a weight-lifting belt! I am SO buying a lottery ticket tonight!
I know, it looks like it COULD just be a super short, tight underskirt, but dude, I promise it isn't. Look!
Poor Billy Miller there is like DESPERATE to get away from this disaster, but she's having none of it. And she's right. I don't know what's wrong with him. Why would he reject a front row seat to the revival of Awards Show Bike Shorts?!? AWARDS SHOW BIKE SHORTS is the BEST THING that EVER HAPPENED.
To me, I mean. It's going to turn out to be a huuuuuge mistake for her. But I've never been happier!
