FERGIE: Hey, look! I changed back my hair! I wonder when I did that.
ARMANI: I have ALSO changed something!!!!
FERGIE: You changed what dress you were giving me, I know that much. Didn't we discuss one that had a waist?
ARMANI: We did!!! But I decided I would rather you looked like a very large bridal handbag!!!
FERGIE: Yeah, well, mission accomplished.
ARMANI: You could keep your groom in there!!!!!!
FERGIE: Also, I think maybe someone was drunk when they hemmed this thing.
ARMANI: It was probably ME!!!!!
FERGIE: Or am I just wearing it crooked? God, it's like I'm ten years old and am trying to turn one of my mother's fancy skirts into a dress by yanking it up to my armpits.
ARMANI: We do not say the word "armpits" in high-fashion.
FERGIE: Sorry.
ARMANI: It's okay!!!! You still haven't guessed what's new with ME!!
FERGIE: Um. New... enthusiasm?
ARMANI: New bronzer formula!! I switched from 'Rich Mocha Sunset' to 'Toast Surprise'!!!
FERGIE: That's great. Knowing that will REALLY make me feel better if this skirt moves at ALL and the world realizes I'm wearing my laundry-day panties.
ARMANI: I think you look hot!!!
FERGIE: Strangely, so do I. My feelings are so confusing.
