RENEE ZELLWEGER: Hello, I'm Renee Zellweger.
R.J CUTLER: And I'm R.J. Cutler, the producer/director of The September Issue.
RENEE: How've you been?
R.J: I'm great! I'd say more, but Jessica worked for me for many years and she finds it weirdly impossible for write dialogue for me. She would make a terrible biographer.
RENEE: I couldn't agree more! But enough about me. I want to talk about me, and my dress. I look cute, right? Youthful! Like I'm having a good time! The color is flattering! It's not ANOTHER boring strapless sheath! I FINALLY PULLED ONE OFF! Right? Right?!
R.J: Can we see it from the side?
RENEE: Even with those boob-wings, it kind of works, right? RIGHT? Tell me I'm good enough, internet! Please love me! Please have had me at hello! That saying's come around again, right?
