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"Dear Diary,
OMG I am a genius. One word: Mile-high club. Two words: LEGGINGS WITH BUILT-IN KNEEPADS. Three words: AWESOME. Or is that also only two words? I don't know. All I know is, I don't have any bruises, Diary! Well, maybe a few, but they don't make leggings with pads there. VICTORY. I can't wait to tell Nicky. She is going to be so jealous, once she stops lecturing me and really stops to THINK about it.
Come Fky My Friendly Skies,
P"
