This outfit is SO Melrose Place.
Ashlee here is practically Dr. Kimberly Shaw. Jr. Maybe with a dash of Sydney. I could totally see this outfit in a storyline wherein she shimmies into this boob-crushing glorified support garment masquerading as lingerie, and lies in wait for a Dr. Michael Mancini-type -- maybe even the ACTUAL Dr. Michael Mancini -- but he's not interested because he's just so BORED of all her drama (and he's sleeping with about ten other people), and the rejection turns her mental, so she Rips Off Her Wig and becomes a prostitute and ends up throttling her pimp with her pearls, and they have to hire some smoldering-but-wooden former daytime soap actor (I nominate Victor Webster) to play her lawyer for the ensuing trial, acquittal, and bigamy storyline.
Unfortunately, none of that will come to pass, because this isn't Melrose Place. It's just Melrose 2.0 star Ashlee Simpson looking bad at a party. In a FORMAL ROMPER. Dr. Kimberly Shaw wouldn't just rip off her wig; she'd replace it with a blonde one and go mow down her personal shopper.
Ashlee here is practically Dr. Kimberly Shaw. Jr. Maybe with a dash of Sydney. I could totally see this outfit in a storyline wherein she shimmies into this boob-crushing glorified support garment masquerading as lingerie, and lies in wait for a Dr. Michael Mancini-type -- maybe even the ACTUAL Dr. Michael Mancini -- but he's not interested because he's just so BORED of all her drama (and he's sleeping with about ten other people), and the rejection turns her mental, so she Rips Off Her Wig and becomes a prostitute and ends up throttling her pimp with her pearls, and they have to hire some smoldering-but-wooden former daytime soap actor (I nominate Victor Webster) to play her lawyer for the ensuing trial, acquittal, and bigamy storyline.
Unfortunately, none of that will come to pass, because this isn't Melrose Place. It's just Melrose 2.0 star Ashlee Simpson looking bad at a party. In a FORMAL ROMPER. Dr. Kimberly Shaw wouldn't just rip off her wig; she'd replace it with a blonde one and go mow down her personal shopper.
