You know how being the only sober person in a room full of people who are pissed off their trees can be kind of frustrating?
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Does that mean, therefore, that in order to enjoy Gossip Girl this season, I am required to smoke crack? Because looking at most of these photos from the set, I totally feel like I am at a party where everyone is cracked out of their gourds and I'm sitting off to the side playing solitaire with a Diet Coke and a bag of Cheetos for company. Blake Lively keeps getting stuck in stuff that abuses her lovely figure, and increasingly, Little J looks like the subject of a Lifetime movie, She Sold Herself For Toothpaste: Homeless Hygienic Hooker: The Trix Katie Vandenberg Story. Although frankly, I'm starting to wonder if Taylor Momsen would be BETTER dressed if she actually WERE starring in that one.
All of which is to say, God bless the Gossip Girl costumers. I beat my head against the wall time and time again, yes, but at the same time, never have I gotten such a kick out of decorating my living room with my own brain matter.
[Photo: Splash News]
Does that mean, therefore, that in order to enjoy Gossip Girl this season, I am required to smoke crack? Because looking at most of these photos from the set, I totally feel like I am at a party where everyone is cracked out of their gourds and I'm sitting off to the side playing solitaire with a Diet Coke and a bag of Cheetos for company. Blake Lively keeps getting stuck in stuff that abuses her lovely figure, and increasingly, Little J looks like the subject of a Lifetime movie, She Sold Herself For Toothpaste: Homeless Hygienic Hooker: The Trix Katie Vandenberg Story. Although frankly, I'm starting to wonder if Taylor Momsen would be BETTER dressed if she actually WERE starring in that one.
All of which is to say, God bless the Gossip Girl costumers. I beat my head against the wall time and time again, yes, but at the same time, never have I gotten such a kick out of decorating my living room with my own brain matter.
