I wonder if anyone's mentioned to Madonna lately that she's wearing an outfit I literally last saw on Victoria Gotti during an episode of Growing Up Gotti:
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I'm not kidding. I WORKED on that show. You have no idea how many hours I've seen of Ms Gotti and she OWNS this outfit. She owns the HELL out of it. All I know is that if Madonna starts tootling around Long Island with three severely tanorexic boys who are each nursing a raging hair gel addiction -- well, frankly, I will be terrified. TERRIFIED. And I've said this a thousand times if I've said it once, but I will happily make it 1001: if Old School Madonna ever stumbled across a DeLorean back in 1985, like Marty McFly, and -- much as we see in Back to the Future II -- decided to travel to the future to discover once and for all if she turned into an asshole, I suspect she would be VERY DISPLEASED INDEED with what she learned.
Old School Madonna, I miss you. I know you are down there somewhere, if all the [alleged] HGH hasn't obliterated you. Come back! Come back to the future! Come back to the future and have a sandwich! YOUR FUTURE YOU NEEDS YOUR HELP.
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
I'm not kidding. I WORKED on that show. You have no idea how many hours I've seen of Ms Gotti and she OWNS this outfit. She owns the HELL out of it. All I know is that if Madonna starts tootling around Long Island with three severely tanorexic boys who are each nursing a raging hair gel addiction -- well, frankly, I will be terrified. TERRIFIED. And I've said this a thousand times if I've said it once, but I will happily make it 1001: if Old School Madonna ever stumbled across a DeLorean back in 1985, like Marty McFly, and -- much as we see in Back to the Future II -- decided to travel to the future to discover once and for all if she turned into an asshole, I suspect she would be VERY DISPLEASED INDEED with what she learned.
Old School Madonna, I miss you. I know you are down there somewhere, if all the [alleged] HGH hasn't obliterated you. Come back! Come back to the future! Come back to the future and have a sandwich! YOUR FUTURE YOU NEEDS YOUR HELP.
