KYLIE JENNER: Um, hello? Isn't anyone going to stop this?
KENDALL JENNER: Seriously. SOMEBODY dropped the ball here.
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Security!
KIM KARDASHIAN: What do you mean?
KYLIE: Ew, it's TALKING to us!
KENDALL: I am FURIOUS that they let random fans just WALK UP TO US. Don't they know who we ARE?
KOURTNEY: Well, nobody knows who YOU are, honey.
KYLIE: Oh, please, most people don't know who you are either.
KIM: They know who I am!
KENDALL: The hell? Why would they know who you are, Random Stranger?
KIM: Guys, it's me. Kim.
KOURTNEY: No it's not. I would know my own sister.
KENDALL: You look nothing like Kim, you lying strumpet.
KIM: Dudes, for real, it's ME. I just got a breakup tan and the Audrina Patridge Special on my hair.
KYLIE: I don't believe you.
KOURTNEY: Well, hang on, Kim HAS been yakking on Twitter about changing her hair.
KIM: Right! And now that I'm single, IT'S ON! Where you AT, Tony Romo?
KOURTNEY: I'm not sure how I feel about it.
KIM: Well, I am not sure how I feel about your dress. Is it a magic carpet that you bought in Santa Fe?
KOURTNEY: Oooh, it's a bitch! Then it's DEFINITELY Kim.
KIM: Very funny.
