It should be no surprise to anyone that, at the Teen Choice awards, this teen chose to confound me once more. I know we're kind of hard on K.Stew around these parts, but it's not without reason:
There is definitely a kicky aspect to her spiny mini-dress, like she is some kind of crime-fighting figure-skater who launches a triple-axle and lets the knives on her skirt shred through her enemies like a tornado of pain.
What I DON'T care for is how it looks like she's wearing it backwards. Seriously, I almost wonder if that's the case -- as if a low-cut back prevented her from wearing a bra, so instead of investigating other support options, she just flipped it around and threw on a $9.99 Old Navy tank to cover her front. If that's true, well, I guess I applaud her consideration of her boobs, but the outfit shows zero consideration for the rest of her. SURELY there is some middle-ground. Or if not, then a very large coat.
Also, I have to address the elephant in the room. I KNOW she's got that hair for the Joan Jett movie. I do. But COME ON:
There is definitely a kicky aspect to her spiny mini-dress, like she is some kind of crime-fighting figure-skater who launches a triple-axle and lets the knives on her skirt shred through her enemies like a tornado of pain.
What I DON'T care for is how it looks like she's wearing it backwards. Seriously, I almost wonder if that's the case -- as if a low-cut back prevented her from wearing a bra, so instead of investigating other support options, she just flipped it around and threw on a $9.99 Old Navy tank to cover her front. If that's true, well, I guess I applaud her consideration of her boobs, but the outfit shows zero consideration for the rest of her. SURELY there is some middle-ground. Or if not, then a very large coat.
Also, I have to address the elephant in the room. I KNOW she's got that hair for the Joan Jett movie. I do. But COME ON:
That is SERIOUSLY bad. And the dedication to authenticity on The Runaways which this coif represents still does not justify Kristen's apparent inability to WASH it. Do I really need to teach a 19-year old the finer points of "lather, rinse, repeat"? Can't her parents hire a hose wrangler to run around after her a couple times a week and nail her with the spray? Or, better, just hide it. We're at the place where I would be wearing an expensive and awesome series of ever-larger, more elaborate wigs. Somebody please introduce Kristen to Tyra Banks.
