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SIENNA: Hello, Anna! Gosh, isn't it wonderful to be together again!
ANNA: We meet again, Kate. How delightful.
SIENNA: No, no, not Kate Husdon.
ANNA: I know. You're Kate Bosworth.
SIENNA: No, it's Sienna Miller. I'm on the cover of the Vogue issue that's at the center of your documentary.
ANNA: Oh, yes, the toothy one?
SIENNA: Er...
ANNA: With the unwashed hair?
SIENNA: I suppose so, yes.
ANNA: How lovely to see that you've showered, although you do look a bit like you're still wearing the towel around you.
SIENNA: But isn't it better than when I wore granny panties over my tights?
ANNA: At least those weren't about to fall off, dear. I only do nipples on the runway.
SIENNA: Oh yes? Don't suppose you'd tell me why you never paint your toenails? Or why those shoes reek of Payless? Or why your dress makes you look like you have a hunch?
ANNA: No.
SIENNA: ... Oh, shit. Your dress is so loud, I didn't think you'd be able to hear me.
ANNA: Enjoy this evening, my dear. For it will be your last.
SIENNA: ... Your bob is still a beacon of shiny joy in an otherwise tainted, bleak world.
ANNA: Nice try, dear. I shall send a ham to your next of kin.
