Jacqueline MacInnes Wood plays Steffy Forrester on The Bold and The Beautiful and when I explain what has happened to Steffy in her short life you will easily understand why B&B won best Daytime Drama on Sunday night.

It seems she:
It seems she:
Seriously, the fact that her skirt is made out of cupcake liners is totally the least of her problems.
- Has fallen off a boat and been presumed eaten by sharks
- Has been held captive by her father's ex.
- Was held captive AGAIN by the same ex.
- Was saved from said ex -- who was then committed to an insane asylum -- by her father, who drove his car through a building to do it.
- Has to deal with being the child of a man who not only is apparently a reckless driver, but who also has been married eight times to three women
- Lost her mother in a brutal murder that of course turned out to be just a misunderstanding
- Was conveniently sent to boarding school so she could Rapidly Age
- Lost her twin sister who died in a car accident the night of their father's rehearsal dinner (I am so sure she's actually dead. You could burst into flames on a soap and then have your head cut off and they can bring you back) and realized this solely thanks to her Magic Psychic Twin Power
- Appears to be engaged to her own step-uncle who once tried to marry her mom. I think. This show is CONFUSING. I totally have to start watching.




