My favorite part of any awards show is the dead-person montage, because it always gives me goosebumps. I don't know, I guess it feels like a final farewell -- like you're not really gone in Hollywood until your image has appeared during a telecast with audience applause and a really sad song behind it. Sniffle. And Sarah McLachlan sang a lovely rendition of "I Will Remember You" under this year's Emmy montage -- Bea Arthur, I WILL remember you, glorious lady -- so I don't mean to undercut the power of her moment, but...
There are many things wrong here, not least of which is that her chest appears to be a furry tribute to the glories of the large intestine. And it's hard to contemplate my grief AND my plumbing at the same time.
There are many things wrong here, not least of which is that her chest appears to be a furry tribute to the glories of the large intestine. And it's hard to contemplate my grief AND my plumbing at the same time.
