GABRIEL MACHT: HO HO HO!
JACINDA BARRETT: What are you laughing about?
GABRIEL: Oh, just trying to look breezy.
JACINDA: Why?
GABRIEL: Oh, you know. It's good to look casual and devil-may-care at these things. Oh, HOLLYWOOD! You AMUSE! Etc.
JACINDA: Maybe we should just talk to each other. Like normal married people.
GABRIEL: Indeed! JACINDA! TREASURED BRIDE! I loved you on THE REAL WORLD! HO HO HO REALITY TELEVISION.
JACINDA: Seriously? I've been in a ton of movies. You have to bring this up? You know how I feel about it.
GABRIEL: HA HA HA YOU ARE A CARD! Pretending I have RUFFLED your RUFFLES! HO!
JACINDA: I am going to find the open bar now. Why don't you ask these nice people what they think of my outfit?
