Okay, Lindsay.
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I am weary of you trying to tempt the world into giving you an impromptu pap smear. If you want to be naked that badly, just have a pool party. It's that simple.
And as for this:
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I am weary of you trying to tempt the world into giving you an impromptu pap smear. If you want to be naked that badly, just have a pool party. It's that simple.
And as for this:
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Come on, we all read the tabloids. We all see how ill-advised it is when starlets put needles into their lips and then come away looking like they just got punched in the mouth. Now, maybe that's not what you did ,Lindsay -- heck, maybe you did actually get punched in the mouth -- but in general it hurts me to think that poor old Jessica Simpson made all her mistakes in vain, and the unfortunate lip-plumping episode was one of her most public. Don't let Jessica Simpson happen to you. Seriously, Lindsay. Help yourself out a LITTLE BIT here. You are MAKING ME CRAZY.
P.S. I might like your jacket. But that's ALL YOU ARE GETTING FROM ME TODAY.
