Lily Allen looks about as excited by this outfit as I am.
Which is to say, she looks like somebody said, "Hey, Lily, either wear this outfit, or hang out at home having paper clips pounded into your nail beds by a meat tenderizer -- your choice," and now that she's on the red carpet, she's thinking, "Shit, I shouldn't have picked door number one -- maybe I'll bolt early and swing by an office-supplies store." And that is probably the same expression that would be on my face if I were caught outside in a very elaborate bathing-suit cover-up, looking like I'd been punched in both my eyes. But don't fret, Lily -- I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga has never done paper-clip fingernails, so at least you'll have her beat on that.
Which is to say, she looks like somebody said, "Hey, Lily, either wear this outfit, or hang out at home having paper clips pounded into your nail beds by a meat tenderizer -- your choice," and now that she's on the red carpet, she's thinking, "Shit, I shouldn't have picked door number one -- maybe I'll bolt early and swing by an office-supplies store." And that is probably the same expression that would be on my face if I were caught outside in a very elaborate bathing-suit cover-up, looking like I'd been punched in both my eyes. But don't fret, Lily -- I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga has never done paper-clip fingernails, so at least you'll have her beat on that.
