I have quite a bit to say about this:

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And This Muse is awesome, but...not with those shorts, you know?
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- No.
- Unless you're working as a cigarette girl. And it's a contractual requirement of said gig.
- In which case, okay, but you, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, should probably not need a second job at this point in your career
- Which, while we're talking about it....Melrose Place: The Return is actually really good.
- And Ashlee is kind of good ON it. I KNOW. I can't believe it either. I think she might just be well-cast, but still. It all works. Plus: MANCINI.
- Seriously, was musical theatre involved in this evening in some manner? Because Ashlee's head recalls nothing so much as this Muse from Xanadu:
And This Muse is awesome, but...not with those shorts, you know?




