Oh, sweet pants of fire, WHY IS EVERYTHING STUPID?
I don't even know what to say. For a second I thought it was boots. I really did. Hi, my name is Heather, and I thought Jennifer Morrison was wearing a skirt that turned into boots.
But at least that's conceptual. This is just ... it's as if, moments after coating her legs with glue -- as one does -- she dropped her keys in a pile of black-velvet fabric and had to wade in up to her knees to find them. I wonder if Dr. House, M.D., has a cure for that kind of crazy. At the very least he'd have a creative pile of insults, which I could certainly use right now given that I think this temporarily shorted out the wiring in my brain.
I don't even know what to say. For a second I thought it was boots. I really did. Hi, my name is Heather, and I thought Jennifer Morrison was wearing a skirt that turned into boots.
But at least that's conceptual. This is just ... it's as if, moments after coating her legs with glue -- as one does -- she dropped her keys in a pile of black-velvet fabric and had to wade in up to her knees to find them. I wonder if Dr. House, M.D., has a cure for that kind of crazy. At the very least he'd have a creative pile of insults, which I could certainly use right now given that I think this temporarily shorted out the wiring in my brain.
