I am not sure what Us Weekly bigwig Jennifer Aniston stabbed with a fountain pen, but clearly, she or someone in her camp pissed off the wrong person -- that magazine WILL NOT pay her a compliment. That cover line about why Bradley Cooper "picked" Renee Zellweger was crazy enough, but the accompanying story was all, "He likes Renee because she's not tragic and desperate," and instead of giving Jen that funny crack about movie titles that accidentally pertain to her life, they were all, "Well SOMEBODY needs attention." Poor kid. She is somebody I really root for but who keeps making me smack my forehead.
For instance:
I like the IDEA. But for a clingy and glittering gunmetal mini, this is sort of limp, no? I suspect its sticker price is four figures, but if you told me she'd bought it at Charlotte Russe and then celebrated with an Auntie Anne's pretzel, I'd probably believe you. Not to mention that it would appear her support garment is on display. And although it's mighty refreshing to know that someone with her rockin' bod still needs a little extra help here and there, I'm pretty sure SHE would rather we didn't know that. Oh, Jen. You don't get to have ANY secrets, do you?
Still, I'll put it to a vote, because I like her and so maybe y'all out there will cut her a break that I didn't.
For instance:
I like the IDEA. But for a clingy and glittering gunmetal mini, this is sort of limp, no? I suspect its sticker price is four figures, but if you told me she'd bought it at Charlotte Russe and then celebrated with an Auntie Anne's pretzel, I'd probably believe you. Not to mention that it would appear her support garment is on display. And although it's mighty refreshing to know that someone with her rockin' bod still needs a little extra help here and there, I'm pretty sure SHE would rather we didn't know that. Oh, Jen. You don't get to have ANY secrets, do you?
Still, I'll put it to a vote, because I like her and so maybe y'all out there will cut her a break that I didn't.
