This seems like a classic chicken-and-egg scenario to me.
Is Kanye inhaling the booze because his date is dressed in a heinous bodystocking, or is Amber Rose wearing the heinous bodystocking because Kanye was inhaling the booze? I don't know the answer, but I do know this: On her home planet, Amber doubles as a giant snakeskin handbag. She's like a fashion Transformer. I can't wait until Kanye figures that out and blogs about it: MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MAN-PURSE IN DISGUISE. THE OTHER DAY I FOUND MY KEYS IN HER SMALL INTESTINE. THAT MAKES ME THE KIND OF PERSON WHOSE AUTOGRAPH I WOULD WANT."
Is Kanye inhaling the booze because his date is dressed in a heinous bodystocking, or is Amber Rose wearing the heinous bodystocking because Kanye was inhaling the booze? I don't know the answer, but I do know this: On her home planet, Amber doubles as a giant snakeskin handbag. She's like a fashion Transformer. I can't wait until Kanye figures that out and blogs about it: MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MAN-PURSE IN DISGUISE. THE OTHER DAY I FOUND MY KEYS IN HER SMALL INTESTINE. THAT MAKES ME THE KIND OF PERSON WHOSE AUTOGRAPH I WOULD WANT."
