Okay, Jessica. I will do it. I will say -- as I've already noted on our Twitter feed -- that I think the entire state of Texas and probably most of the ESPN staff both owe you an apology for claiming you were the problem with Tony Romo's play. Time and opposing defenses proved them wrong, as we knew they would, and I am annoyed that I drafted him in not one but TWO of my fantasy leagues, but that's what happens when there's a run on QBs and it's not my turn yet and oh my God is anyone decent going to be left when it gets to me shoot I'd better just grab the top-ranked person who is available and that is Tony Romo aha yes nobody took him he is MINE HA HA HA oh wait I don't know how I feel about this and now I'm stuck and my wide receivers suck too and I HATE DRAFTING.
Anyway, in exchange for my defense of you, honey, you have to do something for me. You have to HELP YOURSELF.

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Seriously, WHERE did you get that thing? From a Contempo Casuals store window in 1994?
Anyway, in exchange for my defense of you, honey, you have to do something for me. You have to HELP YOURSELF.
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Seriously, WHERE did you get that thing? From a Contempo Casuals store window in 1994?




