KHLOE: Lamar. Stand up straight. And stop smirking. We're INTERESTING now.
LAMAR ODOM: We are? Frankly, since I have an NBA ring, I thought I was already kind of interesting.
KHLOE: Duh, Lamar. No. You're not anything in this town until you con someone into paying for your quickie wedding. So, we're FASCINATING.
LAMAR: Huh. Really?
KHLOE: OBVIOUSLY. Why else would I wear a dress partly made of netting? If I'm interesting then so is my pelvis. And my boobs. Oh, and my thighs. And it's just not RIGHT to deny the world interesting things in these trying times.
LAMAR: Okay, Kourtney. Sure, honey.
KHLOE: I'm KHLOE.
LAMAR: You are? Hey, how about that.I guess I didn't need to send that apology letter to Reggie Bush.
KHLOE: That's ALSO not me, it's KIM.
LAMAR: Really? Wow. Which one did I get then?
KHLOE: ME YOU GOT ME I AM INTERESTING GOD DAMMIT.
LAMAR: Okay! Look, as long as the name's right on the pre-nup and the divorce papers, right?
KHLOE: Suddenly you are NOT so interesting.
