Cheer up, Olivia Thirlby!
I totally remember my mother wearing this back when I was a little girl,* and it didn't seem to do her any lasting harm. YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.
*I have just received an email from my mother in which she claims she never would have worn such a thing and I must be thinking of someone else. I HEREBY RETRACT THIS STATEMENT IN THE NAME OF FAMILY HARMONY.
I totally remember my mother wearing this back when I was a little girl,* and it didn't seem to do her any lasting harm. YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.
*I have just received an email from my mother in which she claims she never would have worn such a thing and I must be thinking of someone else. I HEREBY RETRACT THIS STATEMENT IN THE NAME OF FAMILY HARMONY.
