I was so sad when Lipstick Jungle was canceled, but as my mother always says, everything works out as it ought to, and in fact, it did: Now hot, hot Robert Buckley is shirtless and troubled every week on One Tree Hill, which is a much better situation for all of us. Brooke Shields, on the other hand, has seen better days:

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I mean, not PHYSICALLY. She -- as an ENTITY -- looks great, as always. But I just want to run up to her and rip that black tulle off her skirt. She looks like she's been festooned like a porch for Halloween.
[Photo: Splash News]
I mean, not PHYSICALLY. She -- as an ENTITY -- looks great, as always. But I just want to run up to her and rip that black tulle off her skirt. She looks like she's been festooned like a porch for Halloween.




