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DOUG: Hey, Paris?
PARIS: Yes, Doug?
DOUG: What time is it?
PARIS: It's... hmm, let me see... Time To Stop Wearing Headbands O'Clock.
DOUG: Are you sure?
PARIS: Let me check again. It could ALSO be Crotch-Flash-Thirty.
DOUG: They BOTH sound right.
PARIS: Oh, no, wait, I can see -- it's actually a quarter past Our 15 Minutes Should Have Been Up Two Years Ago.
DOUG: I KNEW it.
