UnFug or Fab: Jaime King

You didn't mention the most disturbing part of this photo- how gaunt she is up top. That's the wrongest part of the whole thing.

It's the HAIR. And the fact that the strap on the dress looks like a seat belt.

I think the dress could look interesting without the dramatic hair. The accessories were nicely kept minimal to help with the Avant-garde styling. My only real concerns with the dress are the non-shiny fabric panels at the bottom that look like a slip peeking through.

But please, please tell me that power bangs are not making a comeback!

I...I don't think there IS a way to unfug this up; it's all so terribly, terribly wrong. Sigh. Jamie, what were you thinking?? (Maybe *she* picked the wrong week to stop smoking crack.)

someone get that woman a cheeseburger!

oh so wrong. the dress is bad enough on its own, but the hair is a whole other dimension of bad. the big fluffy side part is a little too conan o'brien-esque for me.

No Jessica, Jaime King apparently picked the wrong week to START smoking crack. She looks like she just woke up from one heckuva Saturday night.

Ai yi yi!!! First aid gone wrong!!!

I saw this photo earlier and my first thought was WTF? Her hair is horrible and the dress is a all wrong. She is so thin that the dress makes her look like she is wearing a shiny barrel with a wonky strap. The dress is interesting though, maybe on someone with a little more curves could pull it off? The hair just makes her look crazy.

Are we seriously going to bring back tall bangs? I am NOT down with that.

I'm obviously in the minority with this one. I actually like it. Shiny material that looks soft to touch? Oooh, fun.

If she didn't have that big ol' surfing wave on top of her head, I could be down with the hair too. But the big bang job must go.

However, it's undeniable, girlfriend needs to eat.

It's the hair. The dress isn't great, but it would be a lot better with more sleek hair.

I can appreciate the dress on its own, but she's not working it. It needs to be on a Posh or a model...someone who can work an avant-guard look. The hair is deliciously insane. I mean "Bon Jovi circa 1988 Meets Valley of Dolls at the Something About Mary Overpass" kind of insane.

The dress might look better on someone who weighs more that 89lbs...but no to the hair

The hair is insane. It can't be intentional, unless she was trying to channel some kind of Buck Rogers-esque early 80's "futuristic" look.

I think the dress would rock if her hair was just.... symmetrical with the right side of her head.

I blame it 70% on the hair. Seriously. I think I last saw that hairstyle when I was flipping through Animal Planet and the dog show was on. I think they were doing toy breeds.

The dress is weird, but on its own it might actually work. The awkward posing isn't helping matters much.

I wouldn't appreciate that hair under any circumstances.

Yes, the off-balance tsumani of a 'do and the Teflon frock pale in comparison to her frightening thinness. Where's that cheeseburger? And set up a milkshake IV, stat!

It's the curly version of Cameron Diaz's hair in "There's Something About Mary."

That look is WRONG, thanks to the 80's hair. I know she has always been thin but she is way too thin right now. Ditch that superfluous strap on her dress, add a few lbs and do ANYTHING else with the hair and we have an improvement.

If she ate approx 3 pizzas the dres would look better on her, and of course take away the hair. Also, this backdrop is tending to make EVERYONE's skin tone hideous. Makes it hard to look at just the clothes..

The dress? A costume for a movie canister, and the dress strap is part of the film which has come out.

The hair? No thanks, unless it is with a classically beautiful gown.

The body? No thanks, too skinny. I never got that vibe from her before.

I can't find one thing right. She needs to eat. Her hair color clashes violently with the dress color. The curls are also fighting the harsh lines of the dress, which is horrid in general and looks like several car seat belts or shiny bandages basted loosely together, in such a hurry that rumples were left. The shoes look pinched and ill-fitting, the handbag looks hard and unmatched to the rest of the outfit. Even the bracelets are ick.

She's beautiful and has a lovely smile here, and she deserves to have something dazzling to enhance her appearance. I actually love the curl in her hair--I just want it one inch less poufy. Then I want to see her in a shimmery, royal-blue sheath. It can even have funky asymmetrical straps at the top, if she wishes!

Wow, the hair - err no. Sleek - yes. And the dress? If it were less ... pillowy like ... it could be OK. I don't object to the panels, but the fact they see to be quilted is a big no.

That hairstyle was a very strange, theatrical choice. Did this event have something to do with "Married to the Mob"?

Hey, on closer inspection it looks like one big strand of hair was accidentally flipped from left to right (or from her perspective, right to left), and that's why it's so poufy on top. If you flipped that one top curl back over to the other side, I actually do think her hair would be adorable and cute. Just not with this dress, which should be destroyed so as not to harm anyone else.

Really, what's with the hating on her hair? Yes, too poufy, but otherwise, short curls? It's a delightful refreshment from all the long, heavy horse hair we see on every starlet.

I think this dress looks like a "Project Runway" challenge wherein the designers had to create a look using only car parts (pleather seats? seat belts?). And while the designer had "vision" and came up with an interesting design, it poorly fitted and sewn. Yes, you have to know how to sew on "Project Runway"!

And how much do you guys hate the new season? The inconsistency of judges is really hurting the show and great designers (Ramon! Epperson!) are getting booted off over designers who can't even make a decent pair of trousers. Or booty pants. Seriously! I can't take it anymore! And Lifetime's "side" project "Models of the Runway" is consistently boring and little of consequence happens. And yet, I still watch it. Every week.

That dress kind of reminds me of one they have in the Kyoto Costume Institute from the 1920s, but whereas the 1920s version is awesome and one of these days I am SO going to copy it, this one is total fug. And the hair, well, to me it looks like she stole it from one of the members of KISS and dyed it blonde.

This has to be a joke, right? Some sort of "after" picture from a PSA about letting Bobcat Goldthwait style you?

You've got to weigh more than a poodle to make this work, even if you've got the hair down pat.

The hair is insane and hilarious. I'd like the dress better if it didn't have that pointless strap on her arm.

She is also, you might notice, wearing some seriously 1982 blue eyeshadow.

The dress is ghasty. The hair-ghastly. Reminds me of the ghastly dress Molly Ringwald made for prom -Pretty in Pink.

She looks like she slept for a week in a dumpster and just dressed herself in whatever managed to stick to her.

Epic fug.

Yikes, so fug! I cannot find any redeemable qualities here.

I was quick to click the "wrong" option, but something about the whole ensemble kept nagging at me...I knew I'd see it somewhere before. And then I realized it: Jaime's dressed for Halloween as a Barbie that got played with way too much and mom tried to fix it, but nothing can really make the hair go back to that "fresh-out-of-the-box" look once it's been back-combed by a seven-year-old.

Also, I agree that she needs a sandwich and some brownies.

I. DONT. GET. IT

I don't think the hair is the problem. I kind of see where she was trying to go with this -- like maybe a 50's futuristic thing...but I just don't think the hair and the dress are paired well. If she did the hair with a much cooler, more interesting, less sad & depressing dress, it would look cute! The dress is just too floppy...not cute.

the hair is criminal (nuff said) but i think the dress would be amazing if it wasn't playing with asymmetry in three different places. if pushed, i'd keep the useless bicep strap over the shoulder strap. and what's up with the tuck at the bottom that makes it look like her slip is showing? ick.

oh, and what's-her-face doesn't have a prayer of pulling this off no matter what. it's too much dress for her stick figure body.

So THAT'S why I can't find any duct tape at Loew's!

Oh my lands, I like everything but the shoes! I obviously picked the wrong week to START smoking crack.

Oh, now I do get it. The wall says 'Scream', and we weren't screaming. So Jaime, bless her heart, thought to herself,"Think Outside,,,Get them screaming!" So she got the crazy hair out and attached a seatbelt to her strapless dress so it wouldn't slide off and voila! We're just seeing her as she pauses for breath... or to take another hit on the pipe...

It's just a page out of Drew Barrymore's book.

1. She looks like Judy Jetson all grown up. Unfortunately, we don't have the flying cars to match the anti-grav hair and ribbon dresses.

2. Feed her, dear god, no less than 500 more calories a day than she's currently getting. She used to be curvy and lush and gorgeous all over. Now she is sharp and disturbingly bony.

3. Her face is still as beautiful as ever.

Ok. Keep in mind the context. Scream 2009. And then it all makes sense.

I think it's her personal tribute to Psycho. Pre-shower scene Janet Leigh hair. Slasher satiny motel bedspread dress.

Is anyone buying my theory??

Guys, no need to fret. Jaime is obviously just trying out her Shanna Moakler costume before Halloween. She wouldn't really wear that on purpose, right?

The big bang wave is making a comeback? Nooooooooo! Someone wake me up when big shoulders, big bangs, big sweatshirts, and skinny jeans go away.

I am all over that Jetsons comment. Seriously, that was my first thought.

Nama I'm so with you on Project Runway! Everything you said could come directly from my mouth. What a disasterous serious! I also watch the awful side show every week. The produce are very clever, ONLY put the model elimination at the end of the model show so you are forced to watch it and see who went home and who chose who...very very clever.

Back to the topic at hand...this dress is a mess. The padded-look of the material only draws attention to the fact that she's so small. Without the awkward looking seat belt at the top, it would be MUCH improved.

Can't believe we're wondering about this one... Fug all the way, no questions asked.

Ugh mall chick hair!!!!! All around a big NO. I'm going to smoke crack now.....

The dress totally comes down on the "Interesting In a Good Way" side for me, though I would like to see how it looks accessorized with some breasts.

The hair is too much: anytime, anywhere, with anything.

Wrong rolled up in wrong, marinated in more wrong and left out too long overnight.

Dumb hair, smart dress- except for the pleather strap. Purple eyelids- really? Really?

I rode a wave the size of her bangs once. The dress looks like someone took a gold leaf kit, paper bags, and smoked a LOT of crack and got busy with a crafts project at 7am on the day of the event.

This looks like something Mad Max hallucinated after a bad hit of LSD.
All of it, fug to the tenth power.

it's her BONES. she looks like she got wrapped tightly in alumini=um foil, and then cooked down, and now the foils just hanging. or maybe half of her got eaten. we can't be to sure.

it's her BONES. it looks like she got wrapped in the foil to cook, but then melted and now she cant fill her dress by reynolds wrap.

Of the 3 Jamies/Jaimes (King, Kennedy and Pressley), this is the one who does not occupy any space in my brain.

That said, I think the dress might be passable as clothing if it: 1. fit, and 2. were made of an earthly material.

The hair is only OK if you are Drew Barrymore promoting Grey Gardens.

I actually like the dress but her it just hangs. Jamie has lost some weight... As for the hair.. NO COMMENT!

She should be warned to steer clear of any microwave ovens in that get-up. And one word, SANDWICHES! The bone in her left arm looks like a popsicle stick!

Am I wrong, or was this one of the dresses featured on that season of Project Runway where they re-purposed fabric from cars? THAT would explain a lot.

She looks like Death eating a cracker!

I think if:

1) the hair was corrected
2) the dress were a bit more fitted, and strapless rather than the strange thing that's happening over her shoulder and
3) she ditched the big bracelet

it would be worlds better.

Her dress looks like someone took a can opener to the Tin Man.

What is with the bad prom styling today!? AWFUL make up ruins any chance any part of this had.

Too skinny!

Oh, and she kind of looks like she's been through a wind tunnel.

Ummmmm -- I think JK is the one smoking crack.

She needs a sandwich and a glass of Ensure, stat.

blech.

she seems to be rockin' the cameron diaz hair in there's something about mary.

I heart big hair, but even I can't condone this. It's just BAD HAIR. And the dress looks like an upmarket but falling off mummy's costume. And, if only so she can fill out her bizarro mummy's costume, girlfriend seriously needs a sandwich. With a side of fried chicken. mmmmmmmmmmm....chicken.

its FABULOUS. it's like she got tired of being average and went cracktastic instead.

HOT MESS. You have to be smoking crack to this you look good walking out the door like that.

I don't understand it at all.

Okay, so I know the '80s are back, but I didn't realized Flock of Seagulls was in again, too.

It looks like she was dressed by the tile guy...looks like he did her hair too.

It looks like she's wearing one of those emergency blankets and it's being held in place by a seatbelt. And the hair is almost as crazy as that. There is no way to fix this.

I ... I ... I actually like the dress. I feel like in another color it might be neat, patchwork-y and fun and less Reynolds Wrap-y.

In fact, let me put forth another theory: she could be trying to stylishly protect herself against the impending alien invasion. She just needs a little tinfoil hat to round out the outfit. Which might be an improvement in the head region, let's be honest.

I ... I ... I actually like the dress. I feel like in another color it might be neat, patchwork-y and fun and less Reynolds Wrap-y.

In fact, let me put forth another theory: she could be trying to stylishly protect herself against the impending alien invasion. She just needs a little tinfoil hat to round out the outfit. Which might be an improvement in the head region, let's be honest.

It looks like that horrible hexegon alien dress that was the first elimination on this season's project runway

It looks like that horrible hexegon alien dress that was the first elimination on this season's project runway

Her crazy hair and terrible eyeshadow seem to be accentuating how wee she is. She needs to tame her hair, re-do her make up and eat a sandwich or three. Then I think the dress might actually work.

The hair might have been cute if it weren't so flippin high in front. The dress is crap and she's swimming in it, which only makes her look more emaciated.

This is the futuristic equivalent of wearing a barrel with arm straps because someone stole your clothing.

My family is ecstatic, for this has rendered me speechless.

Where does one start with this? At the top, which would be the hair that was full of product from the night before and she's a side sleeper. Moving on, there's the dress that looks like one of those eco-chic recycled numbers made out of used seat belts (the shoulder strap looks like the one from my old white Dodge Caravan that someone bought off of us for $500 to paint a business sign on the side because the tranny had totally died). Shoes - not offensive, nor is the clutch. But she's so danged skinny and her head/hairpiece is so danged big, that noggin is in danger of snapping off and rolling away. Ditch the hair, ditch the dress and give that girl a samich!

She looks like a space alien from the future. Without all the hair to one side, and yes, several sandwiches or just a better fit on the dress, it'd almost be cute.

c'mon, the old fug girls would call it fug and call it a day. the hair could be fun in a 'mars invades!' kind of way, but still, fug. old school fug.

She's totally thinking outside the bun. =)

(Sorry, I worked at Taco Bell for two and a half years. With the ad behind her, I couldn't resist.)

HONESTLY, I dig the dress, but that is terrible, terrible hair. Unless this is a costume party, and she's going for retro-futuristic. It IS frightentingly (ha! see wut I did thar) close to Halloween.

She was abducted and then styled by aliens.

Maybe she should have eaten a sandwich before the party.
PS: The dress is bad, the hair is bad.

It needs a splash of color somewhere. And no, the sky blue on her eyes does not count, and in fact takes away from the look. You're right, though, that if her hair was less reminiscent of Drew Barrymore at the Golden Globes, then the style of the dress would really shine and I'd actually kind of like it.

And, sorry if this is a little thread-jacky, but since there were no comments on the Monica Potter entry, I just wanted to say two things about it here:

1) No "dress over pants" entry is ever going to end well, and I don't know why stylists keep trying. Her outfit would have been totally cute if she had just left the pants in the limo.

2) None of that really matters because.... Monica Potter is supposedly playing Peter Krause's wife on the new Parenthood tv show. So, no matter what she wears, I will consider her one lucky woman. And if someone told me that all I had to do to be his TV wife was throw some ill-fitting pants on under a dress, head out of the house and stand around on a checkerboard with my hands on my hips posing for pictures, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

this is just terrible!! the hair, the dress, everything!! she looks like a robot from the 80s!! GAH.

also i like that the voting results graph looks like a giant middle finger. eff you, dress and hairstyle.

The problem with this look is that it's a lot of good look gone wrong. The hair is Marilyn Monroe gone "Something About Mary". And the dress is a metalic mini gone crazy funhouse mirrors! First of all, she needs to pick a sleeve- is it over the shoulder or drapped on the side? You can't have both! The way the shoulder staps hang it looks like her dress is slowly unzipping from the top down. The midsection is baggy and saggy- I rarely say stars should wear a size smaller, but in this case it's true! However, the worst part of this dress is the bottom where it looks like she got her skirt tucked in her *ahem* and we are seeing her slip underneath. Granted, I don't think this is true- but that makes it all the worse! Who decided to stitch the dress up right there? Tisk Tisk. Such a pretty fabric... such a fugly dress.

The dress rocks on her oh-so-lithe frame...
Nice wrist bauble, bag...

Unfortunately, her hair, makeup, & shoes are a mess!
AND she needs to wear HOSE.
Glimmer-y, shimmer-y hose.
Say NO to bare bunions showing.

And a small dropping diamond ball earrings mebbe?

The dress is not good at all but maybe sort of ok on someone else. BUT THE HAIR!!! Please make it go away, I know the 80's are back but please not the gigantic bangs. Next thing you know we'll be seeing permed mullets on the men.

When I first looked at this, the whole thing struck me as irredeemably bizarre and fug. After reading through the hilarious and appropos comments, I think it's kind of cute, in a 'planet crackhead' kind of way. The shoes must die, however. Some modified platform sandals in a nude silk would work. Oh and the hair, yes, well it needs some decompression. But please somebody give this poor starved child a plate of fettucini frekken Alfredo.

oh dear. she looks like drunkface at her drunkest. that is not a good thing

I can hardly believe there's a model actually called Ja'mie, I mean Jaime King. Although come to think about it, how could I possibly confuse Ja'mie King with this person. Ja'mie would never be seen dead looking like this.

Jiffy Pop gone really, really wrong?

The dress would actually be pretty awesome if it were strapless, but whatever the designer was trying to do with those straps, it is Not Working At All. And she needs less boring shoes.

Best way to fix the hair? Shave the head. It can't possibly look worse than it does now.

I am disturbed by the fact that 5 % of 10,000-odd people voted "to the comments" and yet there are only 97 comments. Very disturbed.
Especially because I voted "wrong" and am still commenting.
I love Jaime's wild hair, but the dress just looks haphazard and messy. If the layers looked less like they'd become caught in some 8th-grader's sewing machine during craft class it could have worked.

Seriously, can't believe no one's said this. She looks like a Frank Gehry building. Come on, doesn't she, Disney Hall in LA; the museum in Bilbao?

Seriously, can't believe no one's said this. She looks like a Frank Gehry building. Come on, doesn't she, Disney Hall in LA; the museum in Bilbao?

Her hair looks like Madonna in "Express Yourself". Meaning, it's perfect. It's big, but it's fun big. Her dress doesn't fit because she's too skinny.

FEED HER.

FEED HER.

Shirley Temple IS the Tin Man. Also, I have no idea who you are, but may I please encourage you to have something in the way of solid food more than once a week? Please? Your kneecaps could slice cheese. Not that you'd eat it, of course.

Dang, she forgot her matching tin-foil hat to keep the Earth radio transmissions from interferring with her own frequencies coming from her hair antenna.

I've always wanted to fashion a top hat out of tin-foil but I have a life and I never get around to it.

I'm actually a sucker for shiny fabric so I kind of like the dress. Even with the odd seatbelt.

Food is a good thing to eat. I think she should take up this hobby

girlfriend needs to EAT A STEAK

then EVERYTHING would be better and she wouldn't need to wrap her clothes around her... only to have them falling off anyway.

She looks like she's wearing a shiny brick wall. Come to think of it, maybe she ran into a shiny brick wall.

This outfit would be better on someone who didn't look like they'd just spent eight years in a p.o.w camp (one that was particularly stingy with tje gruel and rats at that).

How do we know this is Jaime King and not James King? Are they alter-egos? Can we talk about this?

Honestly, I am too bewildered by her hair to even notice or have an opinion on the dress.

I had another thought:
FEED HER.

Yikes. The dress is salvageable--I could see Nicole Kidman or Cate Blanchett wearing it and pulling it off because they're Nicole Kidman and/or Cate Blanchett--but the makeup and hair? Jaime, I realize the '80s have made something of a resurgeance of late, but having been there for the first time they came around, trust me when I say: we can leave the blue eyeshadow and overinflated hair in the decade from whence they came.

I can't even begin to express how very wrong all of it is. The hair needs to go back to 1986 and remain there, the dress looks like it was thrown together from discarded scraps of solar paneling, and she seriously could do with a hot meal.

Crunchy hair + Bones = FUG

To unfug, hair styled by someone other than Drew Barrymore's hair stylist. A few bowls of mac and cheese and a Reese's Cup to fill out a dress. I'm not even sure that could help.
The dress isn't so bad, just not on her boney figure.
Thanks Fug Girls for the comments, love it!
Tell George Hey!

OMFG what the hell!

Ok so i thought this was Jaime PRESSLY at first glance.

No, no, no, no NO.

dress cool, hair bad

You know, it's mostly the hair:

The hair is a cross between Debbie Gibson and Madonna, circa True Blue. I just can't get past it

Well....her hairdresser forgot to take the roll of toilet paper- it's there somewhere, the dress looks like it was stapled together and she needs to eat. Poor girl.

I agree with what many peeps have said: get this woman a cheezburger. Stat!

Not liking the hair. But the biggest problem to me is that it seems so ill-fitting. Or maybe it's just an ILLUSION because she's so gaunt-looking?

If the hair were different and the dress was the same: yes.

If the dress were re-done to make it less weird uptop: yes

If the dress had exactly the same asymmetrical top and was in a more muted fabric: yes.

As it is: AUUUGH!

(Because it's my one potential brush with glory, I just have to say that I tutored her in Algebra in 7th grade and now she's on Go Fug Yourself, go me!)

It would be really nice if it weren't for the horrible patchwork thing going on and the random strap. I love the shoes.

hey, that dress is Rihanna's! a twenties-thirties flapper dress would work here, even with that hairdo

I agree that the hair is an atrocity but, I think that the dress is a clever satin celluloid creation. Shoes that worked in the style of the dress would give it more conviction-black does so not go with everything.

The only thing good about this is the color ... and maybe the accessories.

I hate it! She's far too skinny (and i know that hasn't nothing to do with her outfit neccessarily but it makes it look awful. And her head accompanied with that hair makes her look like a lollipop, and then there's the cutting shoulders, it's awful! The dress isn't that fab.. but maybe if she had more cirves it would look acceptable instead of ridiculous, it's hanging off her. Selma Hayek for example, could work this dress.

Clearly, she's thinking outside the bun.

The dress is weird but not awful, the hair is distractingly triangular and she's so thin. It's a group effort of fail.

EVERYTHING is the wrong size! Dress, hair and bangles are too big and she's way too small, unless of course you're looking for a lollipop......

Wash the hair, definitely. Then, remake it sleek and soft. Properly fit the top of the dress. Add peep toes, a more feminine bag, and a simple silver bangle. Then, it works.

blair waldorf would look at her and make a face like smelling something gross
so....fail :)

I actually like the dress, but oh-for-the-love-of-god what is WITH that hair? And the EYESHADOW? ew. But I must reserve my greatest disdain for the shoes. Are these the exact ones that Lohan is wearing with the gold lame lampshade dress (further up)? Since when are black pumps the shoe of the moment with strappy bare metallic dresses? Which ever hellish Hollywood stylist is behind that movement must be stopped!

she's hungry. that's the biggest problem.

This is okay.

But only because she looks so happy! If she was wearing Bored Starlet Stare #574 I would hate it.

Oh, lighten up! It's cute -- costumey and cute. (I've always loved the Jetsons, so I can't be objective.)

the dress is great, the hair is almost great. it would look better darker? the problem is her make up is clashing with her hair. and the lighting seems to be doing her no favours.

hate the hair, love the face, and the dress would look better if it was just a strapless dress. the other pieces of fabric are making her look 80 lbs and in desperate need of a hamburger. unless she actually is that small right now, then forget everything else and just go get a hamburger!

There's no way she could look good until she takes care of herself and gets herself up to a healthy weight. Compare her to Helen Mirren, who is gorgeous and looks normal. The hair and the dress aren't as creepy as her malnourished self.

What is a Jamie King?

She reminds me of Jiffy Pop popcorn - the oldfashioned kind you cook on the stove.

"Bobblehead" is never a good look. Emaciation makes everything look unattractive.

This is so that one Project Runway where the girl designed for the VMAs in 2060 (and Lindsey Lohan looked so offended that the designer wanted her to wear it)

She looks like she is involved in some sort of science experiment to test how aluminium foil conducts static electricity

The first thought that entered my mind when I saw this was, "Oh God." I don't think any amount of unfugging save completely changing the dress and hair would make this okay.

Girl needs to eat. her knees are so thin and ugly that they distract from the silver supermarket bag.

Fashioned from duct tape and a pleather purse, I think...

The dress is adorable! The hair, not so much...

Well, it's fine, if you don't mind 80's hair and a dress made out of candy wrappers. And, based on the stitch size I can see here, put together with dental floss.

I suppose it could be worse. They could have used *mint* dental floss.

Girlfiend needs a sandwich, a smooth blow-dry and a wipe to remove that heinous frosted lilac eyeshadow - then it's fabulous

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It's exactly the hair on that scene from There's Something About Mary, where she styles her hair with, erm...

She looks like a blonde poodle who got her head stuck in a toilet.

She is obviously a cigarette girl/aspiring actress from the Jetsons. God! Was that so hard?

Aye aye. And top that with a banana split with extra cream.

Why does everyone hate this? THIS IS GREAT! She looks like a 50s pinup AND a space barbie all rolled into one.

Sorry y'all, but I LOVE THIS!! Granted, I love it only because it works on a young tall skinny model. No normal human could wear it. But nonetheless, the whole look is a spacey futuristic flapper work of art!

This is so marvellously RIGHT. Edgy, certainly, and full of contrast, but right nonetheless. Certainly no wallflower whilst not resorting to the needless flaunting of lady bits, whether upper, nether or middle.

The purple eyeshadow is terrible, though. Metallic, architectural dress + purple eyeshadow = Scifi. And while I profess a love for Scifi, it requires a certain immerision not attainable at some sort of cocktail party. (If you find a cocktail party of that variety, I demand an invitation!)