KATY PERRY: Hey there, Mr. Kaiser, sir.
KARL: Greetings, performer. What a fetching dress you're wearing. GLOW.
KATY: It's one of yours.
KARL: By day you're charming. By night, a gleaming banana. SPLIT.
KATY: Oh, ha, I see what you did there! Funny!
KARL: No. Humor is the crutch of the plain, pet. BE GORGEOUS.
KATY: I don't think...
KARL: HARK. What's that I spy? Hint: Not a cat.
KATY: I... can't imagine.
KARL: You clutch my face. My head is a farm of inspiration, and it's the harvest. REAP.
KATY: Oh, great, because I have so many questions...
KARL: You mistake me. To listen is to find God in a pumpkin.
KATY: Is it... okay, how about this?
KARL: Divinity becomes you.
KATY: Hey, thanks! I think this went well, in the end.
KARL: Endings are like shoes made of bread, darling. TOAST.
KATY: I'd better quit while I'm ahead.
