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November 23, 2009

American Music Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Alicia Keys

I know I've seen this dress on someone else before and I have no idea who it was, or where. It might have been Beyonce, and I think she might have looked cute in it. That seems possible, right? (I'm sure I'm wrong and it's probably actually the opposite of Beyonce. So, like, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.)

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Regardless, I think Alicia looks pretty cute, too. It is always such a damn relief when she isn't wearing a jumpsuit, or pants so tight I worry she's modeling the "Before" look in a Monistat ad. This color is great on her, and she's working the cut. (Also, I think I love her clutch.)

HOWEVER.

My feelings about those shoes are mixed, at best. No. I can't lie. I am not into them. They look like the world's most expensive dyed-to-match bridesmaid shoes. Anything that coordinated makes my face hurt.
 

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I think the thick upper straps on her shoes admirably detract from her cankles.

I can stand the shoes, although it is a bit bridesmaidy. It's the eyeshadow that's giving me pause. I cannot decide if it's cute, too matchy-matchy, or too much like that time in 1978 when my little sister got into my blue creme eyeshadow and used most of the little pot in one go.

Also the blue make up is killing me. I love that dress but the combo with the shoes and the make up makes her look like a bedazzled Smurfette.

This is where a pair of opalescent simple heels would've rocked it.

I LOVE the shoes!!! Do you know who the designer is?

No option for hate it all?!?!?

I don't mind the shoes, but wish they were with not that dress. Too matchy. The shoes and the dress need to be on their own.

I've said this elsewhere already, but her hair and make-up make her look like Lena Horne at that age, and damned that look deserves a better dress, because otherwise it's a forties musical where she comes on as an Exotic Other and dances a voodoo dance, or something.

I see no option for "The whole outfit sucks."

Yeah,count me in for "Yuck to all."

This dress looks like it would fit in a 1950s Esther Williams movie, when the swimmers all sway synchronously by the side of the pool, then remove the skirt, and dive in. All she needs is a blue feathery swim cap!

Shoes are awful. In my scenario, flip-flops would be best :-) Blue, with more fake jewels!

I'm not in love with any of it, but I could maybe learn to live with it if she ditched the shoes AND the shadow. There's far Too Much Matchy going on.

I feel that Alicia Keys always has something off about her look. Girl is very pretty, but she tends to pick unflattering clothing. The dress and shoes are fine seperatley, but add them together, plus blue eyeshadow and pulled up hair and it is too much. I think a softer hairdo plus a red shoe would be young, fun, and more flattering

Love the dress.
She needs more subtle shoes and makeup.
Hate the braided pile of poo on her head.

I'm with Kikadee. As we've seen in the past, Alicia suffers from the unfortunate cankle syndrome. I think these shoes were her only choice and they are effective in stealing attnetion away. She's working it.

This looks like a short version of the dress that got Krystal kicked off of Project Runway. That beading in the middle of her chest is hideous!

It's not really that the shoes themselves suck. Just all this together is a bit MUCH.

You've got a loud dress with loud shoes and super coordinated eyeshadow and super coordinated bag and chunky jewelry PLUS everything's in the same bright bright blue?

That is the Webster definition of MUCH.

I think the hair is the worst part of the outfit.

What is that RIDICULOUS(!!!) thing on her hand?!

This dress is alright, I guess, but that jewel stuff is heinous and her hair....omg, it's f'n terrible.

I hate the dress. That's a whole lot of bright bright turquoise blue, and the bejeweled pointy stuff at the neckline irritates me.

I think the shoes would be interesting with, say, an LBD with a pencil skirt. Just a little bit of bright turquoise blue, not a whole ensemble.

Because of her lackluster solo performance and dancing so bad even William Hung is cringing, I'm going to give this outfit and her a pass on the night. Baby get back behind the piano. You. Are. Not. Beyonce.

Wait. What?

Never mind the shoes, I can't even GET there because that dress looks like something my mom made for my Barbies out of one of her old pantsuits, then bedazzled it with lost stones from one of my great-grandmothers antique paste-jewelry brooches. Just no.

Too matchy-matchy. The dress really looks great, and the color is youthful and refreshing. But a neutral color shoe would have been much more sophisticated.

Ew, too many shoes are too cankletacular these days. Yuck.

Three words. Too Much Blue.

I don't like the shoes - and definitely not with that dress. I think silver shoes would have been great.

And also - no mention of that awful hair!?

I actually don't mind the make-up but think it would be better if her hair wasnt manky and the shoes were different...

I don't like the shoes - and definitely not with that dress. I think silver shoes would have been great.

And also - no mention of that awful hair!?

I actually don't mind the make-up but think it would be better if her hair wasnt manky and the shoes were different...

Another negatron vote for the entire ensemble.

Hideous eyeshadow, bad hair, too much sparkly jewelry and matchy-matchy shoes all kill the awesome dress.

However, not sure the dress is even flattering on her. Girlfriend looks good, but dress to hide the flaws, Alicia! She ain't shy in the thigh and the hem + the fabric gathered above the slit makes her hips look wider than they really are. All in all, a noble failure.

I think I could deal with the dress and shoes separately, but together they are way too much. Also, the sweatband on her wrist and the blue eyeshadow have to go! And would it hurt her to do something with her hair? (I feel my cranky old lady voice coming on....)

I think I could deal with the dress and shoes separately, but together they are way too much. Also, the sweatband on her wrist and the blue eyeshadow have to go! And would it hurt her to do something with her hair? (I feel my cranky old lady voice coming on....)

I'm ordinarily not a fan of matchy matchy, but that blue is gorgeous that I love the whole outfit. The styling is not the best, but the dress and shoes and woman... all stunning.

I love the dress and shoes. The blue eye-shadow is bad, the bedazzling is worse, resulting in the cumulative effect of Ice Skater Extrordinaire'.

Beyonce did wear this dress, when she was promoting those handbags with Solange.

Beyonce did wear this dress, when she was promoting those handbags with Solange.

yes, beyonce did where this dress/a very similar one, but i think it was less bright and didn't have the bejeweled bit (and when i say 'think' i mean i just googled it as i am that sad). and she was wearing better shoes, in my opinion at least

Actually, thick upper straps accentuate cankles. Bad choice. She should wear shoes with a "v" shaped opening to lengthen her legs and reduce the cankles.

Okay, I agree with all of you! Yes, the make-up is overly dramatic, kind of look like cirque-de-soleil does the AMAs. Or did they? Well if they did, she fits right in! But if not, the whole thing might be overdone (like poke it with a fork overdone). Matchy-match shoes, clutch, bracelet, eyeliner, yada-yada-yada! I'd be surprised if you flipped her over and she didn't have on electric blue granny panties! YIKES!!!! (does spanx even make electric blue??? note to self...check on that) But please people, remember the days that AK couldn't even wax or shave her legs for a quasi-important award show performance???? Lest we forget!!!!!

the matchy-matchiness of those shoes is no good; cute dress though ;)

Shoes? I was supposed to notice her shoes?

Actually, I don't like any of it. She's a pretty girl, but why in the name of all that is holy can she not wear a cute outfit to an event?

The shoes aren't great--among other things, I think this particular dress would work better with a strappier shoe--but they don't ruin the look.

The blue eye-shadow, on the other hand, is distracting, and DOESN'T work, I really hope she doesn't do that again. I know that the whole thing about blue eye-shadow never working/not going with anything is a cliche, but most of the time, it's true.

She deserves better than that...

The shoes aren't great--among other things, I think this particular dress would work better with a strappier shoe--but they don't ruin the look.

The blue eye-shadow, on the other hand, is distracting, and DOESN'T work, I really hope she doesn't do that again. I know that the whole thing about blue eye-shadow never working/not going with anything is a cliche, but most of the time, it's true.

She deserves better than that...

Yo. No judging but I had a pair of John Fleuvog metallic blue heels in 1997. Therefore, I can't seem to bring myself to hate on this outfit. However, it DOES have a bit of a marine theme happening. But, who DOESN't like a little aquatic to mix it up. Work it girl.

Yo. No judging but I had a pair of John Fleuvog metallic blue heels in 1997. Therefore, I can't seem to bring myself to hate on this outfit. However, it DOES have a bit of a marine theme happening. But, who DOESN't like a little aquatic to mix it up. Work it girl.

Sorry, but I think the problem is that the shoes DON'T match. I like them, though, but not with that dress.

I do not really care for the shoes, but what about her hair? She has got wonderful hair, what did she do to make them look like an awful toupee?

who cares about her shoes?

EVERYTHING here is too matchy-matchy (damn, only lipstick isn't blue!!!) and the dress should be floor-length to actually look good. Now it just looks like someone was careless when carrying scissors around!

I agree with everyone that's saying all of this is too matchy matchy. While I am not a fan of the overly mismatched, this takes it too far in the other direction. The eye shadow is killing me. Blue eyeshadow is tricky as it is, but matching it to your blue outfit is something that should never happen.

For me, the shoes are bridesmaidy so much as they are too heavy for an outfit like this. I personally don't like that style of shoe anyway, but when you factor in the color, it overwhelms her whole look. A more delicate, strappy shoe in black or even navy would have worked.

The shoes wouldn't bother me as much if it weren't for the eye make up! wow.

i wish there were an 'i hate them both' option to vote for

Maybe if the shoes were nude colored, or silver.... and strappier. I'm also not a HUGE fan of the dress, but I don't hate it either.

There's just too much BLUE for me. It's knock-you-over-your-head BLUE. The dress is kicky, but along with the makeup and the bridesmaids shoes, it's too matchy-matchy.

It's too costumey. Add fairy wings to the back of the dress and she's Tinkerbell's friend. For a moment I was swaying toward the opinion that the pieces alone worked, but no. The hair is just not flattering with any outfit. Always no to bright blue eyeshadow. The shoes do have that dyed-to-match bridesmaid look. Seriously, is this what she wore on Halloween? Because it would totally be a cute little fairy costume.

I like the shoes (they'd be better in silver), but I think the dress needs to be a little smidge longer with a slightly more A-lined skirt - not all out, just to add a tiny bit more fullness.

Something about the way it's cut now, along with the gathering at the waist, makes her look just a little frumpy, like she's wearing a fancy bathing suit instead of a cocktail dress.

I think it was Ali Larter that wore something similar. See my URL link.

I'm playing eyeball ping-pong (or table tennis, for those folks that have elevated it beyond something you did in your friend's basement while the "adults" were upstairs getting hammered and playing pass-the-orange) between the dress and the shoes and it's soooo tiring. It's like doing up your face: put the emphasis on the eyes or the lips, but not both. She actually looks pretty fabulous in this dress. Change the shoes to something silver and thin-strappy and the focus goes back to the dress, where it belongs.

Jeez people.

I love everything about her outfit. If anyone can pull it off, she can. The blue is perfect against her skin, and if she liked the shoes who CARES if they hide the ankles God gave her? There isn't anything she can do about them! I think she looks awesome.

I have legs like Alicia's, and can guarantee that I would never, never, never wear ankle straps; it's the quickest way to make legs like that look big. She should have worn v-shaped shoes with a pointy front. Even better, wear heels in a shade as close to her skin tone as possible so it looks like her legs go on for days.

Her makeup bugs me too. Why do all these pretty girls insist on wearing a ton of slap on their face? It makes no sense and doesn't look good.

Not wholly convinced. Its like her stylist went; "I know! BLUE!" and then made AK wear every SINGLE blue item at their disposal all at once.Leaving no shade of blue unworn. I'm jusr relieved hte stylist didn't also think to body paint AK, or have her wear footless tights and a cardie to acheive maximum blueosity. I actually think AK should get a Special Award for managing to wear every shade of blue known to humanity all at once.

Does anyone else think Paula Patton and Alicia look like sisters? I am starting to get the two confused...Alicia looks fierce here btw.

Here is Beyonce in a similar dress: http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/beyonce-promoting-japan.jpg

Today we exist on different planets, in different galaxies, with different dimensions and incompatible sensory organs. Agreed, the dress-shoe combo is too matchy-matchy. But the shoes are great, whereas that dress is an ideal synchronized-swimming costume for the amazing underwater routine "Bolero en Bermuda con Baleens." Tell me you don't visualize the upsidedown scissor kicking. While it's righteous to show off her gorgeous top quarter (somewhat compromised here by the pinhead-izing hairdo), that dress is an awfully unflattering length on Ms. Keyes.

Finally, someone who isn't wearing a dress of one color, shoes of another, and a purse of yet another! Mules might have been a better choice, so there would be less of that color on her feet to be so matchy match as everyone is saying, but should still be the same color. I would take off the plastic bangles and ring and opt for some real jewelry (perhaps to match the earrings), which I'm sure she can afford. Otherwise, well played Alicia... FAB!

I love the dress, but I feel like the shoes make her legs look thick. Also not a fan of her hair or matchy matchy makeup.

What REALLY needs to be addressed is the outfit she wore while performing. The. Horror.

I had to text my friend "I'd like to think that if I was famous, you'd never let me out of the house in the outfits Alicia Keyes gets about in"

HATE it all. She looks like Tinkerbell fell into the vat of blue paint during Wendy's craft time.

I don't like the shoes too much, but she really pulls off the dress. She has a fab shape!

Nevermind the shoes, the dress looks like a bad DIY project. I mean, we ALL have a Bedazzler and an old Spin Art kit in our closet, but we know better than to resurrect them simultaneously on asymmetrical denim.

The shoes are all wrong. I believe Katy Perry wore this to an awards show recently.

A moment from my life: "Alicia looks pretty... love the blue... Ok, the eyeshadow isn't my favorite, but she otherwise looks better than usual... great day in the morning, those shoes! Why did I scroll down?" And thus, my innocent happiness was gone.

Dye-able satin shoes were created by Satan. True fact.

My mother actually sits next to Ruthie B.G. at the opera. I think she's usually much more demure.

3 words for Miss Keys: FIRE YOUR STYLIST!

This is what would happen if one combined a peacock, Smurfette and a bedazzler in a blender.

Where is the option for I hate the dress, shoes, jewellry and blue eyeshadow?

The shoes wreck it, baby. And I don't even think they look like expensive dyed-to-match bridesmaid shoes. I think they look like cheap ones. If the shoes were ANY other color, the blue eyeshadow wouldn't look so weird.

The dress is cute.

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Lovely! Everything fits here perfectly. I especially love the sandals she's wearing. Another good look from Alicia!

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