Another week, another awesome passel of entries -- we got almost 700, and I've never been so happy to do work on a weekend as I was in sitting down to read through them. As usual, narrowing these down was brutal. But here are the four finalists for this week, in random order:
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LIMERICK #1, by OKCKATE:
There once was a woman from Spain
Whose efforts to match went in vain.
So she tried to distract
With a coat made of cat.
Chica! Kitty and mink ain't the same!
LIMERICK #2, by JEMI
A certain unknown WAG Latina
Wore "fur" in the fashion arena.
Paired grey woolly stockings
With golf shoes - how shocking!
Sanrio should serve a subpoena.
LIMERICK #3, by RACHEL
Let's all cut dear Elen a break
For her honest (if fugly) mistake:
It was near Halloween,
and she thought "Peachy keen!
What a lovely mall kiosk I'll make!"
LIMERICK #4, by KATIE C:
Kitty and Kermit were first
In this character-hunting outburst.
If PETA won't protest,
Then someone must be next.
Is Sesame Street on alert?
[Photo: Splash News]
LIMERICK #1, by OKCKATE:
There once was a woman from Spain
Whose efforts to match went in vain.
So she tried to distract
With a coat made of cat.
Chica! Kitty and mink ain't the same!
LIMERICK #2, by JEMI
A certain unknown WAG Latina
Wore "fur" in the fashion arena.
Paired grey woolly stockings
With golf shoes - how shocking!
Sanrio should serve a subpoena.
LIMERICK #3, by RACHEL
Let's all cut dear Elen a break
For her honest (if fugly) mistake:
It was near Halloween,
and she thought "Peachy keen!
What a lovely mall kiosk I'll make!"
LIMERICK #4, by KATIE C:
Kitty and Kermit were first
In this character-hunting outburst.
If PETA won't protest,
Then someone must be next.
Is Sesame Street on alert?
