Fug or Fab Addendum/Unfug It Up: Kristen Stewart

I WANT to say that everything could be fixed with the insert of opaque panels on the back and top, but I am not sure it can.. too busy, too ill fitting, and she just isn't pulling off those booties. (also additional negs for hair that is too flat and too black) . Basically I think she need a massive do over from head to toe.

This is when it's important to wear the good underwear. Like the one's your supposed to wear in case you get into a car accident and have to go the hospital and you don't want the doctors and nurses to see your ratty old granny pants. At least she's wearing underwear in this fish bowl of a skirt...

Maybe K.Stew was trying to distance herself from all of the non-panty wearing Hollywood hoes out there. (Because she's soooooo not Hollywood.) Maybe the window to her panties is there to show the press, "Here! Look! I wear appropriate undergarments, unlike the rest of the young "actresses" out there." That gives her outfit SOME credit.

However, in order to fix this, I'm afraid the only way out is to borrow Taylor's shirt (he's better off without it) and Rob's pants. (He won't look any less dishelved without them.)

I, too, am baffled. Why would someone take out the panel that covers one's bottom? When will women--and especially young women--realize sexy is what we DON'T see (she said, rocking and yelling at the kids on her lawn).

I actually love those shoes, and I haven't been fond of the bootie look at all up to now.

I initially thought the outfit was a little weird, a little edgy, but she was more or less pulling it off even with the off-putting booties. Now, though, I just can't deal with the exposed underwear. I do not need this to become a socially acceptable fashion motif.

The only positive that I can think to say about this is, at least she has underwear on.

Skirts shouldn't come with their own screen door, however, the shoes are quite fabulous.

At least she's actually wearing underwear.

I'm with Cecily. I love those booties even though I hated that look up till now.

The rest of the outfit? Frankly, I am baffled. Who would MAKE such a thing, much less WEAR it?

Why does this child continue to misconstrue what certain fabrics are for? Why do her handlers allow her to pick out her own clothing? I mean, look at her backside. What, precisely, is actually covered (as in, skin hidden by opaqueness) besides her ankles, feet, and buttocks? I mean, the shirt's mesh, there's a panty picture window installed in her skirt...

K.Stew, my honeybuns. Giving away the ending of tonight's show in the first act does not convince the audience to stick around. Trust me, girl. I prescribe 3 therapeutic, back-to-back watchings of Gypsy, and then a stylist committed to making you actually LOOK GOOD.

Hate. It. All.

Oh, would that I were as young, rich and leggy....

There is nothing "fixable" about this girl. From her fug clothes, to her fug hair, to the constantly sullen/bored look on her face. Can her fifteen minutes be over now? Please?

My first thought went right to The Parent Trap; when Haily Mills cuts out the back of Haily Mill's pink dress at the dance.

That is one of the weirdest pieces of clothing that wasn't actually avante garde.

I have two words for you: "So Fine."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/

I don't "get" the appeal of either Kristen Stewart or that Bella Swan character at all, and I live in a house with a teenage girl. Meh. I am, however, enjoying Ryan Seacrest's interpretive readings of "New Moon" in the mornings on the radio. Hella hilarious. Maybe he could advise Kristen on the proper styling for a role as the middle of a delicious Lautner-Pattinson sandwich?

I'm going with, "Why bother to fix it? She'll just break the next one."

Where oh where did classy Hollywood go?! Why can we see everyone's business these days? It's SO SAD to see comments like, 'at least she's WEARING underwear' like it's a huge shock (because, let's face it, it is). This poor girl needs a makeover STAT! But maybe after she's done being "edgy."

I don't care, I still love it. Suits her.

Love the booties, hate the rest. When I saw the first picture I thought, it's all see through... who does she think she is? And now this just makes it all the more worse. Her hair is awful. She always looks hungover. OK she's playing Joan Jett in a movie, SHE IS NOT JOAN JETT. OI

I am becoming concerned because...is it just me...or - this is really upsetting - is KStew's SHIRT see-through AS WELL?

I think the blessed child needs to scrap this outfit entirely (not like that would take long - there's hardly any fabric to it) and just START OVER.

OH. MY. WOW. There is no hope for that... ANY of that. Someone send her a mirror and/or friend with at least partial eyesight, girl needs a fashion intervention IN THE WORST WAY.

Well, well, well K Stew
We can see your knickers WTF?
What exactly are you trying to achieve here?
Why would we want a window to your knickers?
Who designed this?
What made you think it would be a good idea!

I'm still in rhyming mode..

Really though, this dress looks better from the back. If the skirt was made of a mesh that wasn't see through, and the front looked more like the back, just again, not see through, this dress might look nice on her.

The structure is there, it's just ruined by hideous additions!

Her makeup is often lovely, but is overshadowed by the rest.

1. Wash hair, get highlights (unless she's still shooting that movie), softer style. I do not think Joan Jett's hair looks good on her.

2. Either do real boots or not. The hooves are bad. She wore some great heels not long ago. Why'd she abandon them?

3. I do not need or want to see her undies. No more sheer fabric. I'd probably hate the outfit less if the skirt was a solid gray rather than having those stripey parts in the front. And of course the bum-revealing panel.

The top is sheer with enough ribbon to cover her nipples as long as she doesn't make any sudden moves. The skirt has a sheer inset in the back. The fit makes the outfit look like what Tim Gunn would call "student work" - presuming, in this case, that he means a middle school student. It can't be saved. And yet, I find that girl so boring and vaguely irritating that I can't bring myself to really care. I'm only posting to avoid actual work.

Dig the booties, though.

This outfit is in a similar category with Freida Pinto's dress with the sheer back and Leighton Meester's butt-tastic dress with the sheer side panels. What's with all the sheer? We don't need to see that much of these people!

This outfit is in a similar category with Freida Pinto's dress with the sheer back and Leighton Meester's butt-tastic dress with the sheer side panels. What's with all the sheer? We don't need to see that much of these people!

I love it - but I loved the bullet skirt, too. I'm not sure why people feel the need to deride her for being "edgy". She's more punky than girly-girl - nice to see some contrast to all the cookie-cutter actresses out there.

Burn it and fire the ashes into space. Keep the shoes though.

There is a difference between being edgy and cool, and being stuck up and tacky looking. Sometimes she gets it right, often she doesn't. I think this look would have gotten it right if not for the window, though.

Two words: Plantation Shutters!

How do you fix this outfit?

Step 1. Remove outfit from hangers or seventh circle of fashion hell.
Step 2. BURN IT.

Note - You would think step 2 would be taken care of since it came from aforementioned hell, but alas. It may be that the devil has a sense of humor.

If the see-through were merely beige fabric, I'd like the heck out of this. Didn't we used to call those Beatle Boots, if the heel was a little chunkier?

if you look closely at the first pic, you can see that the sheer panels go all the way around. She's closely hugging what's his face and holding her hand to minimize the damage in that pic. But she knew. And it's fugly.

If only she had put some SPARKLING panties on... xDDDDDDDDDDD

This is an ugly outfit. Kristen Stewart has worn so many ugly outfits that it has to be considered deliberate. Her stylist must have instructions to purchase the ugliest, most poorly fitting, charm-free outfits in existence. Finally, due to the regularity of these ugly things, I think we are being mocked...for looking, for caring, or even glancing. The actress is clearly telling us that she DOES NOT CARE what we think. So be it.

So, based on my theory, I believe she should wear red tights, cut holes in her blouse where her nipples are so they stick out, dye her hair blue and wear matching mittens and a flannel lumberjack cap. With a plastic yellow purse. Oops, wooden bangle bracelets too!

That's a whole lotta side boob too!

I love the shirt part of this dress, she's totally rocking it and it seems so her style but whether or not the skirt is part of the outfit the shirt should be paired with some nice tailored pants, or a skirt that doesn't have a backdoor screen.

She's young, skinny and has a quirky and eccentric personality. I wish she'd asked the designer to cover her bum -- but at the same time I don't have a problem with her wearing a costume during what must be a hugely tedious round of being in a screaming and eyeball scorching fishbowl. Her clothes entertain me. She's 19 years old. As spectacle, it works. Love the boots and the pale skin. It's all so anti-Kim Kar and Paris Hil that I feel refreshed and mocked at the same time. I get it.

This is not what I meant when I said "Why won't this girl do a cute back pose or something?" at the previous pose. A CUTE back pose please! But clothing would be a better starting point here I figure... Youth.

Yeah, she's wearing underwear, but clearly not enough of it. Put the girls away, honey. Or if you want to leave the house naked, sack up and go the full monty.

Sooz (two comments above) nails it.

I know I'm getting old when I read some of the earlier comments/intros and the first thought in my mind was,

"When I was a youngin', we had to walk 10 miles to school in the snow. We wore shovels instead of shoes, because snow plows hadn't been invented. And worst of all, you youngins these days got it too easy, we had to wear pants. And underwear was called that because we wore it under the pants. These kids nowdays, dagnabbit. Next thing you know they'll be walking around like Adam and Eve, with leaves or twigs or some such crap coverin' up their business. Now, who stole my dentures? Damn kids!" (joining the others on the porch in rocking chairs)

In other words, save an old person, (or getting older), stop hiding their dentures. And most importantly, CYA.

I have a recurring nightmare where I'm wearing that skirt and top, usually visiting the White House or giving an important speech. That's right a NIGHTMARE.

I feel like no matter what this girl does, it will be fug. I honestly cannot see the appeal of K.Stew, and therefore cannot rationally comment on her outfits, because the only thing I hear in my head when I see her is FUUUUG.

She is, however, wearing cute booties.

Thank you, Li On. You are very kind. :-)

I also think SOOZ comment above nails it....love the legs...nice ass...wish I had them too 'cause I would so rock like her in that outfit....maybe that's why there are soooo many haters posting here....JEALOUS much? LMFAO. Keep rockin' KSTEW....you are a HOT MESS!!!!!

Panty window, nothing. What about boob window?

Every time I see this girl, I want to know WTF she is thinking when she gets dressed. I have yet to see a single picture where I think "Oh, yeah. K.Stew is lookin' rull cute right there." Instead, I invariably think "Sweet baby Jesus, child. Where are your friends? Why would anyone who cares about you let you out of your house like that?"
With this whole outfit, I feel like there was some kind of slip or something that went with it that she neglected to put on.
And her panties that she is showing off to the world aren't even show-off worthy. They're like the panties that you wear when it's that time of the month and you know no one's going down there anyway, so you might as well just be comfortable.

There is no saving that outfit. Dump everything bu the cute bootlets and start over.

... everything would have been fine if she'd just worn a camisole/petticoat/whatever. WHY CRUEL WORLD.

HEY DESIGNERS, STOP SENDING SHEER CRAP DOWN THE RUNWAYS, YOU GIVE STUPIDER PEOPLE IDEAS.

... I like the skirt nontheless.

Ummmm I'd have to say big fat NO.. Wow. This would would if she was in an alien movie or something futuristic. Maybe.

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Well, hell. I want to hate this. But she's doing publicity for a movie called NEW MOON -- it's a visual pun. It's fug, she looks like crap, but it's hella funny all the same. Well played, KStew.

1. Execute entire pattern in gray tweed - no windows, no cutouts, no transparent fabrics. Just nifty tailoring, pleats, and gray tweed.
2. Add a narrow tie.
3. Remove R. Pattz.

See, fixable.

She has nice legs. Ugh, I tried so hard to think of something nice to say about the outfit, but thats all I could come up with.

she is really young. she wants to stand out from the crowd. i dont like this outfit but i do like her attitude in comparison to others her age and profession.

i find her refreshingly because she uses fashion to risk something, to have fun.
i do see i little swinton in her. and i use this as a compliment.

She STILL looks gorgeous. Let's see her in another picture: http://www.kstewartfan.org/gallery/albums/PublicAppearances/2009/111209_MadridFanEvent/mq007.jpg

For me she is still fab, even if she weren't using underwear.

Her her legs look beautiful from all angles. And while this wasn't a good choice, it doesn't come off trashy somehow, probably because she chose very plain underwear for this look. Actually, the more I look at it, I kind of like it. It seems very fashion forward and young, but not slutty. Maybe it's her general smallness. Now her EW cover gives me the weebies. Her eyes don't seem to focus on it.

back again because I was trying to remember yesterday what that skirt reminded me of. So Fine! 80's Ryan O'Neal movie, where he accidentally rips the back of his jeans open- exposing his butt- and it becomes a raging trend. See video link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io53QMwHZ48

And totally agree on RPatts need to shower and Taylor's cuteness.

Have a great weekend. :)

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Urgh. No, no, and no. Shirt made of netting- no. Greasy hair- no. Skirt windows- NO. The only good thing about this is the line, "Hola, panties". Thanks for the giggle!

i just wish she would stand up straight!

I pretty much love almost everything from Balenciaga. I like so much more what Ghesquière designs than what, for example, Jacobs does. It`s not that I don`t like Jacobs designs, but I don`t like them as much as Ghesquière`s.
That dress (or top&skirt?)is gorgeous!! And if someone could pull it off, that`s Kristen Stewart. So, IMHO, it looks FABULOUS. LOL
BTW, I`ve been seriously digging her shoe choices during this promotional tour. Stunning shoes! Even her boots in those infamous "hand holding" airport photos were the first thing I noticed. LOL

Me again! She absolutely looks gorgeous than the model on the Runway: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R4H_mC9E9s4/Sv8q_wlMI9I/AAAAAAAAApI/9UTL1tX38ik/s1600-h/stylemadridfemini.jpg

Las but not least: although the fringe still looks like a claw, her 'Joan Jet' haircut, I must say, is not THAT bad anymore. At least her hair is growing.

And guys, lets say that this girl can use transparency and not being vulgar at the same time. That's what she said.

What, no New Moon pun? Disappointing.

I sort of feel like she might be fun to hang out with on her day off, because she probably drinks whiskey and swears a lot, so we'd get along great. I agree with the commenter who said this is like a big middle finger to the Parises and Kim Kardashians of the world, and yeah, that's great. And yes her legs are amazing and I envy them to death. So I don't want to crap on her choice of fashion styles, because she probably IS just doing it to prove how much she doesn't care.

But...

This dress...

It's HIDEOUS. It would even be bad if it didn't have the built-in bug screens. It's just not a good-looking dress. It really is just that bad. Start over. You can look like you don't give a sh...poo without wearing this nightmare.

She has a panty window and breast blinds ... . Is this supposed to be along the lines of closed doors lead to open windows?

Eh, I think it can be fixed. Opaque black fabric under the top, make the skirt solid and the fit better.

And ffs, wash the hair. Ugh. Wash R.Pattz while you're at it.

I want those booties. The Louboutins, not the boo-tay. Just thought I had to clear that up... :D

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She has lovely legs. But seriously with that outfit? What's with her stylist? I find her pretty and all but sometimes I see her uncomfy with those outfits. So, hopefully she can dress up for her real self..feeling all comfortable. When you can project that, it adds more to your confidence and it somehow makes people Wow at you no matter what outfit you choose.

She actually pulls off the sheer rump look. I'd love to look that great in a pair of modest black undies. Although don't think it would be my first choice for a photo-call. But maybe after so many, she's just gotten bored. I would wear it with an underlayer or petticoat thing....just need to get invited to a photocall now.

The booties look perfect and i've never said that about booties before!

Does anyone agree that she always seems so upset and NEVER stands up striaght? Why is she always slouching? Oh the horror of being a young rich actress!!

Did anyone not see that them there aren't panties... They are HOT PANTS.

Mind you, they are a wee "Daisy Duke" (in their brevity only) but I thought the peekaboo-punk dress only benefited from the addition. Not that I'm knocking the dress. It is what it's supposed to portray: edgy red carpet glam; ironic Hollywood youth; sophisticated punk. Let's all just give K.Stew a break, she isn't of the upper echelon of Hollywood A-listers just yet, so she has to hawk one movie while still reminding the world that she is a multifaceted little thing and work the whole "I am so Joan Jett I must exude her look wherever I roam until I'm offered my next fantabulous role".
Now, I am woman enough to admit, if I had the body, and the youth, and the celebrity... (*sigh*) I would work that dress like an ugly red-headed step-chil' out in the field during harvest. So I can't be a hater, because I KNOW I'm jealous. This look is a heck of a lot better than that "Newsies" crap she was cavorting around town in, but frankly, what isn't?
Most of us in the comments are agreed too... the booties are rocking but not in an Appolonia "Sex Shooter" kinda way. Her only significant styling issue is the hair... Perhaps her & Pattison's heads accidentally touched before the shot was taken, causing her locks to loose the will to live, because I can see the stink lines emanating from his hair. Her stylist needs to invest in the ultra-hold version of some volumizing mousse with an added touch of pepper spray to keep R.Patti at bay. Like, RIGHT NOW.
Finally, I feel the need to be a bit more generous to R.Patti because of the whole stink lines/vaugue Harvey Pekar reference; perhaps he takes staggeringly bad photos. Maybe, he's always in mid-sneeze and/or mid-hurl due to a massive sinus infection and/or hang-over when the shutter is opened. Just because he's a film star doesn't mean he takes a good pic... look at Sean Penn.

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Kristen just seems uncomfortable dressing up most of the time. She is also kind of frail looking, and often looks like a little girl playing dress up. But I also kinda like that she tends to go for the edgier, rocker-chick look, dresses her age, and doesn't really care what people think of her. As for the sheer panels, maybe they didn't look sheer in person, but just came off that way on camera? She has a beautiful face and gorgeous eyes, at any rate.

But her legs are way too skinny to do the bootie look. I don't think it's flattering at all. Same for the converse. Not flattering to skinny legs.

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