You know, maybe I'm not giving the army of Hollywood Sexy Halloween Whatevers enough credit. Maybe it takes rather a LOT of creativity to go as a Sultry Fill-In-The-Blank that people can't entirely figure out; Sexy Pirate, for instance, is really simple. But Jessica Lowndes here wasn't content with an eye-patch and a stuffed parrot, so she hunted all around town for the proper striped socks and corset and sleep shorts, and came up with this:
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It's the PERFECT ensemble if you want to make bystanders wager martinis with each other over whether you're in costume as the referee at the Lingerie Bowl or you're an ACTUAL Keg Softball umpire who's just taking a dinner break.
This one was more confusing:
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It's the PERFECT ensemble if you want to make bystanders wager martinis with each other over whether you're in costume as the referee at the Lingerie Bowl or you're an ACTUAL Keg Softball umpire who's just taking a dinner break.
This one was more confusing:
Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries could be Sexy Circus Ringmaster. But she might also be Pilgrim Stripper, or the more esoteric Plymouth Rockette, or the more thoroughly random yet also totally under-represented Civil War Magician's Assistant.
Her castmate Katerina Graham put forth a nice effort:
That is a lot of trouble to go to, just to spend a few hours one evening as Like A Vampire Virgin.
Then, of course, there's Twilight's Ashley Greene:
I guess that's... a Sexy Bird costume. Perfect for the person in your life who has said, "The only thing that could make a bird HOTTER is if it had BOOBS." Next up: a Weirdly Shaggable Goat outfit.
But the winner here has to be Steven Cojocaru:
The question is, has Cojo here dressed up as Khloe Kardashian on her wedding day, or did Khloe Kardashian accidentally get married in a Famewhore Bride costume? Either way: Cojo, you had me at the handbag.
