I always speak too soon. I put up photos of people on the red carpet -- like Beyonce yesterday, and Leona today -- and then I see that they changed their clothes for the performance portion of the evening. It happens ALL THE TIME and yet I always forget. I am like Jessica Simpson with boys who are guaranteed to break her heart: I NEVER LEARN.
First up: Beyonce's stage attire.
You know, it's... well, it's Beyonce in lingerie. It's not the weirdest thing she's ever worn, nor is it particularly inspired. I guess I just wish she weren't being quite so Christina Aguilera about it all. We've been there. We've seen that. It was dirrrrty. Move along.
Leona Lewis went much bigger for her performance:
First up: Beyonce's stage attire.
You know, it's... well, it's Beyonce in lingerie. It's not the weirdest thing she's ever worn, nor is it particularly inspired. I guess I just wish she weren't being quite so Christina Aguilera about it all. We've been there. We've seen that. It was dirrrrty. Move along.
Leona Lewis went much bigger for her performance:
I didn't know the Wicked Witch of the West had come out with an album inspired by that accursed tornado that dropped a house on her sister, and brought the instrument of her temporary destruction to Oz. What a great way to raise funds to get that monkey army started again.
