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PARIS HILTON: You make a hot Tooth Fairy, dude.
DOUG REINHARDT: I know, babe. And you make a really great showgirl.
PARIS: UGH. You think I'm a showgirl? LAME.
DOUG: Huh? Well what are you, then?
PARIS: I'm the refreshing cool mint taste of Colgate Total with whitening agents, for a sparkling and surprisingly tart clean that leaves your teeth sparkling. DUH.
DOUG: You are?
PARIS: HA. No. I don't even know what those words mean. Nicky taught me that sentence.
DOUG: I knew it. Great showgirl costume, babe.
PARIS: UGH. You think I'm a showgirl? LAME.
DOUG: But I thought you...
PARIS: I'm a SLUTTY BALLERINA with a HEADDRESS FETISH. DUH.
DOUG: Sounds like the same thing to me.
PARIS: That's because you're really stupid, dude. You put the "duh" in "Doug."
DOUG: Oh, yeah, and who taught you THAT one?
PARIS: YOUR MOM.
DOUG: I love you.
PARIS: I love YOU. Let's go inside and have sex on the bar.
DOUG: DONE.
