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ANGEL MCCORD: I am a freaking GENIUS. Sexy Inmate 50035! Because if you look at the number from a distance, it kind of seems to say BOOBS! HA HA HA!
RACHEL MCCORD: I'm either dressed as Sexy D-List Wannabe, or Bobby Trendy. You decide!
ANNALYNNE MCCORD: The more I keep trying to shove my sisters down people's throats, the more people will start to appreciate me when I show up places alone.
ANGEL: BOOBS!
RACHEL: LOOK AT MEEEE!
ANNALYNNE: That's right, America. I am teaching you to love me, one half-naked sibling hanger-on at a time. BRILLIANT.




