Wow. If I were Kelly Rutherford, I don't know how happy I would be about this cover. She appears to be so desperate for a cigarette that she's smoking a candy cane, and judging from her slightly maniacal expression, I fear that, when the laughter stops, the throttling will begin. I just hope she starts with that Serena van der Woodsen. What kind of dumbass SPOILER SO DON'T EMAIL ME ALL WORKED UP leaves town with a smarmy married politico who I suspect may turn out to be a crazy stalker instead of staying home to make out with Nate. Has she SEEN Nate? HE IS SO PRETTY. Unlike this cover. (See what I did there? Circle of life, guys. Circle of life.)
