Avril Lavigne

April 9, 2009

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AVRIL LAVIGNE: But REF!

REFEREE: I told you, Avril. I'm not a referee. I'm just wearing a striped shirt. That you BOUGHT for me, actually.

AVRIL: But....but....BUT!!! WHY?!!!?!

NOT A REFEREE: Look, it's just my opinion. But as your friend, I think someone should tell you that maybe it's time your style evolved from, you know, looking like you fell into a Hot Topic and into something less...2004. I mean, aren't you bored of wearing a hoodie? You've worn a hoodie for like....FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT. SNAP OUT OF IT.

AVRIL: But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. If I'm not wearing a hoodie or a tie or giving someone devil horns or the finger, how will people know who I ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

NAR: Oh. I get it now.  That's kind of sad. Let's go home.





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