Bijou Phillips Archives

August 12, 2008

What We Fug Is Secret

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BIJOU PHILLIPS: Oh, Shane. Oh dear.

SHANE WEST: What? Why? What are you saying? Why are you dressed like Evil Spider Man's yodeling milkmaid girlfriend?

BIJOU: Have you been sniffling glue and chopping wood again?

SHANE: Huh? Where? What have you heard? What's going on?

BIJOU: Relax, dude. Go take a shower and clean yourself up a little.

SHANE: What do you mean? No, I absolutely was NOT out digging graves until 6 a.m. Why do you ask? WHAT DO YOU KNOW? TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW.

BIJOU: I know that Scientology would love to help you with a lot of these problems. Come to a luncheon.

SHANE: Shhh. Quiet. I don't want to scare you, but I THINK BIJOU PHILLIPS IS FOLLOWING ME.

BIJOU: There, there. Tom Cruise will fix everything.

January 22, 2008

Fugjou Phillips

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Leaving aside for a second the temperature in Utah right now, I don't understand why Bijou Phillips would pair a floaty, flirty peach nightie...

... with heavy black tights and shoes that someone's Granny Hazel wears at the retirement palace on Meatloaf/Meat Loaf night (room and board = a fortune; chowing down on slabs of ground beef and then dancing cheek-to-cheek to "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" with the dude her girlfriends call Liver-Spots Pete = priceless).

But also, you can't totally ignore the weather, because she's at Sundance and it's been something like 25 degrees (or -4, for you Celsius lovebirds out there). It seems unfair to the rest of her that her ankles and toes are the only things receiving extra consideration for the fact that it is not summer, she is not in L.A., and she is not ninety and sleepwalking. Although, I've never been to Sundance -- maybe it's like that scene in Gone With The Wind when they attend the Wilkes' barbecue at Twelve Oaks, and all the girls go upstairs halfway through to undress and take restorative, ladylike naps in their modest skivvies. Maybe Bijou just woke up from a quick kip all flush with thoughts of getting revenge on somebody, and momentarily forgot to put on the rest of her clothes.

Or maybe she woke up a vagrant:

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October 7, 2005

Fugou Fugips

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total mismatch

Have you ever been getting ready for an event, and thought to yourself, "Gee, what I really want right now is something that really play up my HIPS! I need to look HIPPIER. What can I wear that makes my hips seem GINORMOUS? Really, really HUGE? And whatever it is, it's got to be super DOWDY. Something that screams 'LAURA INGALLS WILDER' -- but without the moxie!"

Well, then, this is for you. Thanks, Bijou!

March 24, 2005

Fugou Fugips

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accessories to the crime

Bijou Philips is in character for her leading role in the new film, There's Something About That Snotty Adolescent Who Works Down at the DQ Who's Always Chomping Her Gum And If I Find Some Gum in My Blizzard, I Am Going to Call The Manager, Which I Really Ought To Do Anyway, Because Her Attitude Is Just Not Acceptable:

November 16, 2004

AMAs: Fug's Not Drunk, Fug's My -- Okay, She Is Drunk.

Bijou Phillips attended Clive Davis's AMA party with her brother, Austin.

[Photo courtest of Daily Celeb.]

Austin is apparently not only Bijou's date for the evening, he is her handler and the guy who holds her upright while looking mortified. He then hands out cash to anyone Bijou may have attempted to beat with her handbag.

It is so hard to decide what I love most about Bijou's look. Her wide-open mouth, complete with chaw of gum? Her black eye? Her visible bra strap? Or her seafoam green ruffled mini-dress, which appears to be made of terry cloth and resembles nothing so much as the stool for a vanity table, in Palm Beach circa 1973?

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What We Fug Is Secret

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