I mean, a secret pregnancy would explain the cut of the dress. But nothing save for depression/head injury/a misguided attempt to switch to lo-flow shower heads could possibly explain the styling. Sugarplum, ain't no shame in throwing up your hands and just wearing a ponytail. You feel me?
Debra Messing
Fug and Grace
I mean, a secret pregnancy would explain the cut of the dress. But nothing save for depression/head injury/a misguided attempt to switch to lo-flow shower heads could possibly explain the styling. Sugarplum, ain't no shame in throwing up your hands and just wearing a ponytail. You feel me?
The Starter Fug
The Fugger Wife
People's Choice Award Fug or Fab: Debra Messing
That being said, after having stared at this dress for like half an hour as I sit here and stir my coffee -- question: can liquid Coffee Mate go bad? Because I am worried I've done something terrible to myself if it has. Just so you know -- it turns out I might dig this crazy geometry. Check it from the front:
Fug or Fab: Debra Messing
Emmy Awards Fug-or-Fab Carpet: Debra Messing
I just can't come to a final opinion on this dress, so maybe I'll make a good old-fashioned Pro/Con list.
PRO: It fits her.
CON: People are going to think that mark on her left boob is a majorly misplaced nipple.
PRO: It probably isn't a majorly misplaced nipple.
CON: Is it?
PRO: No. It can't be.
CON: Whatever you say.
PRO: Stop it! No one has nipples in their armpits.
CON: Sure, fine.
PRO: Snap out of it. Hey, she has nice shoulders.
CON: But look how skinny that thing makes her sternum look. I could play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on that sucker.
PRO: Oh, you are so crabby. She's always been thin and she looks way healthier now than she did on some seasons of Will and Grace.
CON: True, and her hair does look sort of great.
PRO: HEY. BACK OFF. You are stealing my positivity.
CON: Fine, fine.... okay, here's one: I am not wild about all that tulle.
PRO: At least the silhouette is interesting, though! And I mean, she's looked way worse before. Remember this old thing?
CON: Dude, I could never forget. And this one was even worse! The MAKEUP!
PRO: I think I just wooed you onto my side.
CON: I hate it when we agree.
Fug the Cover: Debra Messing
Fug or Fab: Debra Messing
The Fugger Wife
I have such a Love/Hate with Debra Messing. One day, she'll show up somewhere looking like she's wearing a dress specifically designed to effectively drown yourself. The next day, she'll pop up somewhere looking fantastic. And then there's this:
Debs, Debs, Debs. After all I've done for you this summer, this is how you repay me? I've spent several weeks watching your shenanigans on The Starter Wife -- including a plot line in which you try to decide if you ought to hook up with a HOMELESS DUDE (who is admittedly hot, although possibly also a robot, judging from his line readings) -- and I comment at least once every episode that you have great hair. But this is just nuts, my dear. You look like you got the bottom of your dress caught in a wood chipper and just barely escaped with your life (and legs) intact.
Well Played: Heidi Klum and Debra Messing

HEIDI: No, really. Do I ever look bad? Even when I show up on Project Runway wearing lederhosen and, like, a pumpkin as a hat, don't you just look at me and go, "yeah, she pulled that shit off." I mean, look at me.
DEBRA: And I? Well, let's be honest. While I got fugged last week, I bounced back pretty well, didn't I? SUCK ON THAT, YOU BITCHES. I am WORKING THIS HOT DRESS.
HEIDI: I am married to Seal, and we seem to be really happy together.
DEBRA: I'm married to...some guy! And we seem...no one has heard otherwise!
HEIDI: I have got some cute kids.
DEBRA: My child is also cute.
HEIDI: My television show is a huge success.
DEBRA: My new mini-series is....well, let's be honest, Heidi. People may be watching it because nothing else is on TV right now, but once they do, they're finding it surprisingly entertaining. No, really. I'm really kind of charming in it! And did I mention that I look great tonight?
HEIDI: I have great hai --
DEBRA: Don't even go there. You can wear a pumpkin on your head and no one bats an eye. My hair is all I've got sometimes, okay?
HEIDI: Well, it is pretty.
DEBRA: Thank you, Heidi.
HEIDI: Aw, so needy. You're welcome, liebling. But shouldn't we be inside at the bar already?
DEBRA: At last, you've said something I don't feel that I need to rebut.
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