Lauren Conrad

August 4, 2008

Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Lauren Conrad

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Oh, LC. I don't even know. I suspect you may have belted a polyester bedspread from Goodwill:

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Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 11:24 AM in Fug or Fab, Lauren Conrad, Misc. Awards Shows
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July 9, 2008

Lauren Fugrad

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Apparently, the feud between Whitney Port and her ankles is contagious.

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Is Lauren Conrad trying to punish herself somehow? Because sandals like that, aside from looking like they're trying to throw a pep rally, would drive me CRAZY. I get twitchy when a hair drifts out of my head and lands on my arm; I cannot imagine walking down the street having those horrible fringed fugtrocities thwacking the tops of my feet, or worse, grazing them lightly enough that I have to stop every two paces to make sure there is not some sort of venomous or vengeful insect making sweet love to my skin. Ergo, the only rationale I can think of is that her co-star Whitney's seething distaste for all things ankle has somehow seeped into Lauren's psyche and driven her to this very mild, but still tragic, form of self-flagellation. Maybe I should have an intervention with her, too.
Permalink | Posted By Heather at 01:45 PM in Lauren Conrad
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May 30, 2008

The Fugs

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LAUREN CONRAD: Lo?

LAUREN "LO" BOSWORTH: Hmmm?

LC: What do you think about these jeans?

LO: About Marines? I loooove Marines! So handsome! And patriotic!

LC: No. My JEANS.

LO: Beans? I love beans.You know, they are extremely good for you.

LC: JEANS. MY JEANS. MY JEANS THAT I AM WEARING.

LO: You have lovely genetics, sweetheart! What about that Spencer, huh? What a meanie!

LC: LO. I am trying to get an honest opinion from you. On the subject of my dungarees.

LO: Look over there! ELVIS!

LC: Lo. Please.

LO: Honey. I love you. You are so pretty. And your hair has been looking AMAZING lately...

LC: But?

LO: Maybe not entirely the most flattering jeans you ever wore? I saw that US Weekly article about your beach body, so I know you are a tiny little thing composed solely of muscle. But they're maybe making you look just...a little....hippier than you usually are? You know? Just a little. But in a hot way! You're still hot! I promise!

LC: So these jeans make my butt look big? Is that what you're saying?

LO: Big? No. Not BIG. BiggER than you actually are? Maybe.

LC: I knew it. Damn you, fashion!

Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 01:37 PM in Lauren Conrad
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