What have we here... It's shapeless, it looks stapled together, it's improperly cinched, it makes her look like she belongs in an art school for the morbidly deranged... yes, I do believe Anne Hathaway picked this up from Sienna Miller's Salvation Army pile.
Anne Hathaway made it all the way on stage before she realized, with a sinking heart, that she had forgotten to remove her bra. What had once merely resembled a Buckingham Palace window treatment now, thanks to the hateful green straps and bow, looked like a botched department-store wrapping job. And nothing, not even her intrusive new bangs, could hide the horror in her eyes.
Judging by the outcroppings of downy, slightly mangy fuzz springing up in uncomfortable places, I'd say Anne Hathaway's shirt is finally becoming a woman. Who knew you could wear puberty?
A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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