Natasha Bedingfield Archives

May 1, 2008

Feel the Rain on Your Fug

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pelvis alert

Oh my god, you guys. I was just looking for a photo of Natasha Bedingfield on American Idol last night -- I thought she was wearing weird-ass gloves, but it turns out they were just her sleeves; these are the mistakes you make when you watch the results show on fast forward -- and I found THIS, from while we were on vacay:

It's like she KNEW we were going out of town, and was like, "YES! At last, I can wear my Vegas cocktail waitress backless halter tuxedo top! Those wicked bitches will NEVER KNOW! MwhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "

Poor Natasha. Honey, we ALWAYS find out.

April 11, 2008

The Rest Is Still Unfugged

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stupid hats

Natasha Bedingfield is super cute and she seems to be a fun girl, but does she have some kind of Skipper from Gilligan's Island fetish she needs to tell us about?

I wouldn't have mentioned this headgear (a lie: I totally would have, obviously) except this isn't the first time she's worn this hat:

I mean, I just don't get it. WHO loves THIS HAT so much that she wears it to a red carpet event? Does she really just long for the days before she hit it big, when she worked as a Cruise Boat Driver on the Thames (a fact I just invented)? Did she really, really want to be Captain Stubing when she grows up? What's the story here?

On the other hand, I have to say, she does seem like a really cheery girl. She never looks bored or resentful or cranky or superior at events, or like she isn't enjoying the attention. I've never heard that she secretly burns her assistant with cigarette butts or demands freebies or kicks puppies. In fact, she kind of seems like the kind of girl you'd be friends with, and you'd swing by her house to pick her up for a trip down to the pub, and she's be wearing this hat, and you'd be like, "Are you wearing a captain's hat?!" and she'd be like, "Isn't it cute?! I just love it! I feel so PERKY in it, or something! Oooh, I love your shoes!" and you'd have to just kind of laugh and head out for a drink. Which is really kind of nice.

February 12, 2008

Grammy Awards Fug AND Fab Carpet: Natasha Bedingfield

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I feel like taking a tour through Natasha Bedingfield's closet would be a really interesting way to spend an afternoon. She veers from cute dresses to crazy '80s wear as fast as most people blink, plus I am always fascinated to see what kind of stuff people keep in there, buried under shoe boxes or stacks of sweaters -- or, in my case, the paint-splattered jeans and shirts I keep around for the inevitable day when I finally say, "No, seriously, THIS TIME I really AM going to paint the bathroom."

As for Natasha, I like to think that outside her closet hangs a giant blindfold she ties on before picking her clothes for the day. It helps explain the roller-coaster between this:

And what she changed into after the Grammys ended:

Continue reading Grammy Awards Fug AND Fab Carpet: Natasha Bedingfield.

February 8, 2008

Natasha Fugingfield

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To borrow from Natasha Bedingfield's ubiquitous hit "Unwritten," I've spent rather a long time staring at the blank page before me thanks to the following photo of her.

And tragically I can't locate a dirty window to open in the hope that it will illuminate me with words. I did open up the fairly clean minibar, though, and this is what it yielded: "It's a bit like she belongs to a Jem and the Holograms tribute band, which has been booked to play the Thunderdome." Maybe if I felt the rain on my face I could do better, but I refuse to waste vodka by dumping it on my head.

March 17, 2006

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Behold, as Amanda Bynes tries to think of a polite response to Natasha Bedingfield's question, "what do you think of my cropped demin vest?":

This picture falls into one of my favorite catagories of Celebrity Photographs: the Good Cop/Bad Cop, wherein one of the celebrities (Bynes) looks adorable, and the other is dressed like Schneider from One Day at a Time. It just seems so awkward, and yet also hilarious.

Confidential to Amanda Bynes: For a while, about a year ago, it looked like you were hopping on the overnight train to Anorexiaville. I'm so glad that crisis was averted, because: a) you're so cute and pert and seem so down to earth and charming, and yeah, so maybe I watched a lot of All That when I was babysitting and therefore am inordinately fond of you and also of Kenan Thompson and apparently I have also seen Good Burger, although I don't know how that happened, but we all have secrets; b) god knows, we have enough PIN THIN WATCHES from Star Magazine right now, and I really don't have room on my plate for another girl whose arm fat I am supposed to be monitoring; c)you're on a show with Jennie Garth and everyone know Kelly Taylor doesn't need anymore drama in her life after being addicted to diet pills, having a cokehead mom, having David Silver see her naked when she got out of the shower that one time, getting date raped, almost getting raped, actually getting raped, killing her rapist, getting caught in a house fire, being stalked, being Single White Femaled and almost murdered, having to go to rehab, having amnesia, being shot, being in a cult, having a miscarriage, and living with Donna. So bless you for looking young and fresh and age appropriate. And for staying away from cropped denim vests. I mean, really.

Natasha Bedingfield

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