I don't think Motherhood is going to sweep anything, and I am equally unsure about this:
SHE looks great -- like, as a person -- and I am easily amused by a saucy print. That being said....
"This is so bloody miserable. I didn't... Nobody TOLD ME this was going to be so short. Someone's head is going to ROLL for this. Lucky I did my squats this morning, but I still feel like that Tori Spelling creature. Bollocks to this. If anyone walks up to me and congratulates me on how far I'm dilated, I am going to BURN DOWN THIS ENTIRE STORE."
Oh, Minnie Driver. I know you're trying to reinvent yourself as a singer, but honestly.
This hippy-dippy, tie-dyed, rainbow-loving, granola-eating, unicorn-riding, flitting through the arugula garden look is just not working for you.

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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