Rihanna

November 10, 2009

Fug or Fab: Rihanna/Take A Fug

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There apparently is part of me that's JUST OCD enough that I see Rihanna's dress dragging on pavement, and I think, "AAAH. It's going to be DIRTY and RUINED."

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[Photos: Splash News]

It would be a shame to have this thing pocked with brown spots before it even makes it inside the Glamour Woman of the Year awards. Part of me is in love with the crazy architecture. But another part of me thinks it looks like dramatically wayward office clutter -- a Seussian filing nightmare. And what is the point of that pocket? It's so tight and tiny, you can't actually keep anything in there unless you want everyone to see what it is. Okay, MAYBE a couple bucks for the bathroom attendant. But if you want to keep your lip gloss there, everyone is going to think you have a strange cylindrical pelvic tumor.

So I can't decide: fab drama, or fugtastic Alice-style adventure through the bottom of a bourbon glass on the Mad Hatter's desk?



I am much more clear on my feelings about another recent RiRi gown:

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Comments (61) | Posted By Heather at 11:22 AM in Rihanna
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October 8, 2009

NY Fug.com: Rihanna Takes Paris Fashion Week to Strange New Heights

You may have noticed that Rihanna has been out and about in a variety of deliciously wacky get-ups this week. Bless her. She keeps it fun for us...and is the subject of this week's NY Mag column:

"We were always taught that if you're going to wear the harem pants, leave the lingerie at home, lest you look like an escapee from some kinky I Dream of Jeannie-inspired fetish party. But maybe they do things differently in France."

I feel like those are words of wisdom, truly, but what do I know? There's so much more to learn, so read the rest here. I COMMAND YOU. (Not really.)
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October 6, 2009

Rihannfug

Well, sometimes I don't know what to say.

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[Photo: Splash News]

But I CAN conclude this much: Rihanna missed being a Fug Madness candidate SO MUCH in 2009 that she's gunning for a seriously high 2010 seeding. And also that she appears to have left on the lab goggles she was wearing when she created that hair.

Permalink | Posted By Heather at 09:15 AM in Rihanna
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October 5, 2009

Run Fug Town

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I LOVE this picture.

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Even Rihanna is all like, "Oh my god. WTF am I wearing? HOW DOES THIS THING WORK?"

Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 09:17 AM in Rihanna
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October 1, 2009

Run This Fug

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Let's take stock of what's happening here with RiRi:

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....actually, taking stock of what's going on here would require my ability to find the nouns to describe each of these pieces. Is that top a bra? Abutting a Units-like lace piece? Or...a bustier-like undergarment? Is the bra attached to the lace piece attached to the harem pants, in some truly HORRIFYING re-imagining of the old The Hip Bone's Connected to The Thigh Bone song, except the things that are connected are every part of her outfit and the only bones involved are the ones to which I am chilled?

Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 01:49 PM in Rihanna
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September 29, 2009

Fug This Town

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Oh, man.

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[Photo: WENN.com]

Don't you hate it when you realize you've accidentally put on the same hat as your doorman? Awkward.

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September 11, 2009

Fug Up And Fug

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Well, you guys, this is it.

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We FINALLY know what the love child of Kanye West and Grace Jones would look like.

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July 31, 2009

Umfugga

This is SUCH a relief:

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[Photo: Splash News]

I, TOO, have days when I feel like I have nothing to wear. But now that Rihanna has gone out in this, I feel confident that I also can run out to the market or the drugstore wearing the throw I've got draped over the sofa -- without ridicule! Admittedly, hers is Missoni and mine is from Target, but it's all sort of the same, right? RIGHT?
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July 24, 2009

Fug a Bow

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...And now we all know what the hypothetical adult offspring of Rihanna and Karl Lagerfeld would look like. I'd been wondering.
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July 6, 2009

Disfugia

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As luck would have it, this is totally what I wore when I was celebrating the 4th of July at TAO in Vegas!

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It goes without saying that girlfriend has a great body but OH MY GOD THOSE ARE PASTIES UNDERNEATH A BLAZER. This is what you wear when, at some point, you are going to dramatically rip off said blazer as you strut confidently toward the pole while "Pour Some Sugar on Me" blares from the speakers. I do enjoy how BORED she looks, though, all, "yeah, I'm wearing sequined pasties. YAWN. Can you all just wig out about this now so we can get it over with and get on with our night?"

Always one to please, let's take a closer look and commence the wigging out. This is....well, it's TECHNICALLY safe for work, but if your boss would find it odd that you're examining pasties in close up, consider yourself warned.

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