I don't know. Maybe it's because I literally owned this dress as a child -- albeit in a much, much smaller size, as it came with my Miami Transvestite Barbie -- but I almost sort of like it.
Mariah so crazy. I almost expect -- and, indeed, practically wish for -- her to wear this gown with little sparkly angel wings and a tiara. Or with glitter splayed over her chest, symbolizing the wounds suffered by her lover, who had been recently shot because he...well, let's face it, I can't quite remember the exact details of Glitter, but you know where I'm going with that.
Indeed, is not Mariah someone SO crazy that, when she arrives in a Bubble Yum commercial made flesh and bone, you almost feel like it could and should have been JUST THAT much more over the top? Do we need more taffeta? More tulle? Hotpants? I do not know. I want to see more of her Crazy.
