Keira Knightley

October 19, 2004

Fug Hunter

It's for her role as a bounty hunter, but... I am not loving Keira Knightley's new haircut.

Granted, I've been perplexed by her wide-ranging appeal, but I at least think that the dark hair in a longer cut would have flattered the dress and possibly de-emphasized the lack of pasta in her life. [Ravioli is a friend, Keira. Let it love you.] The short 'do just sort of weirds up her features. (And is she wearing... a scarf? Would she like some fabric for those shoulders?)

Mary Stuart Masterson did this look, but we probably only need one Mary Stuart Masterson -- unless Domino the Bounty Hunter has a thing for floppy-haired red-headed guys with a diamond-stud fetish.

You know what? On behalf of bounty hunters everywhere, I object. Sure, this Domino person is real, but that's what fictionalization is all about, Anonymous Hairdresser. Creative license is a beautiful thing when it can circumvent a fug. Where is it written that bounty hunters have to have bad butch haircuts, anyway? Why can't she hunt people down and deliver the smack with something a little more flattering on her noggin? What about long hair? Or couldn't she get a good short haircut?

Snap to it, people. Make shit up. This is Hollywood.

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