Paget Brewster

September 18, 2009

Andy Richter Fugs The Universe

We here at GFY love Paget Brewster. She's way underrated in the industry, she seems like a fun person, and she once e-mailed us to say that her infamous fish purse was actually a cooler she bought at Rite Aid. Our kind of girl.

But:

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[Photo: WENN.com]

We are not as enthusiastic about her black satin loincloth, which MIGHT be a skort of some kind. Unless it turns out she bought THIS from the cooler aisle at Rite Aid, too. Then we might have to applaud. Because hot pants that keep beer cold would be a national treasure and a victory for mankind over physics.

Former GFY regular Paget Brewster is BACK. And she looks pretty cute, I have to say:

So sleek and summery and leggy! I love the bracelets, especially the clear one. Though I have to admit, I rather miss her fish purse.   Kind of like the Fugger's version of Stockholm Syndrome.

January 19, 2006

Fuget Fugster

Adorable showkiller and Go Fug Yourself regular Paget Brewster strikes again:

What does it say about her fashion sense when my thought on seeing this dress-cum-beach towel is, "at least she's not carrying a fish purse?"

January 13, 2005

Three Fugs! You're Out

Are you trying to get on this web site, Paget? Because I really can accept no other explanation for this outfit. Other, maybe, than complete and total degenerative eye disease, and even that would not excuse the fish purse.

Yes. I said "THE FISH PURSE."

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]

I am so beside myself that I can barely compose complete sentences. Shall we tackle this with the magic of lists?

a) the shirt...thing? I suspect it's a scarf. And you're worried about it falling down, which is why it's tied so tightly that you've given yourself the dreaded armpit fat bulge. And what's with the target? Seriously. I demand an explanation.

b) the pants...have I taken total leave of my senses, or are they cut off right below the knee, thus showing off what look like shredded black knee socks and TECHNICALLY avoiding the unfortunate Jeans Tucked Into Mukluks Because I Want to Look Three Feet Tall look? Don't do that.

c) The shoes. No.

d) THE FISH PURSE. It's a giant fish. That's also a purse. Now, I am not totally against whimsical accessories. However, when one attempts to carry off a GIANT FISH AS A HANDBAG, the rest of one's outfit should be entirely austere. Maybe something from the Amish country.

Paget, this is your third appearance on Go Fug Yourself. As Heidi Klum might say, "you're out."

November 2, 2004

Paget Fugster

Cute girl, weird choices. She's got a strange psychedelic dress with assorted waist-level hoo-ha, and she's got what look like gold animal-print shoes. It's a small thing, but a perplexing one; if you have a dress this busy, aren't black shoes a solid choice that won't draw away the eye from how your hot bod looks in a tight dress?

Look. I like Paget Brewster a lot. Her name is cool. She was cute on Friends -- remember when Joey found out about her and Chandler and made Chandler live in the box? Those were good times. And she was really charming on the one episode of Andy Richter I saw. And her character even had my name, which I love. She's adorable!

However:

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She appears to have lost her mind.

Can we not agree, as a people, in 2004, that it is not okay to wear a dress that consists solely of very small pleats? Especially when the dress is not really a dress, but actually a shirt from Pea in the Pod? I mean, I appreciate that this is an outfit that flatters one's hot legs whilst concealing any sort of bloating issues -- and what women doesn't appreciate a nice bloat-concealing ensemble? -- but it...well, Paget, kid, it looks like a lampshade:

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