Elizabeth Banks

July 21, 2009

Efugabeth Banks

Okay, Elizabeth Banks. What HAPPENED?

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[Photo: Splash News]

With the hair and the roots and the weirdly shiny and taut face.... you look like Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore, thrown in a blender along with the clearance rack of off-size clothes at Contempo Casuals. Hell, you look like the entire Grey Gardens press tour, but shot out of a cannon. GET HELP.

For a while, I decided I really didn't like Elizabeth Banks -- mostly because I read a really annoying article with her where she kept talking about how awesome her own face is -- but it's hard to sustain that level of annoyance when there is actually nothing else really annoying about the person. She was amusing in Role Models and I haven't got the energy to sustain disdain for no reason any more. Old age has worn me down and I have too many other things to think about now: what is going to happen on One Tree Hill without CMM? Why is Ben McKenzie so cute in his police uniform on Southland? Where did I put my keys? And so forth.  So here's Elizabeth "Sure, I'll See What Happens With You" Banks in Cannes:

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That is a LOT of dress. I both like it and think it might be too overwhelming, especially since it so perfectly matches the red carpet that it seems like it NEVER ENDS. And I'm not a huge fan of the one strap: either be strapless, or have straps. Make up your mind, dress.


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