Fergie (the Pea, not the duchess)

July 13, 2005

Don't Fug With My Heart

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Fergie is going to be the greatest little man-bride ever when she marries Josh Duhamel:


[Photo courtesy of Zap2it.com.]

Poor hot Josh. He could do so much better. For instance, he could be dating somebody who doesn't SCARE THE BEJEESUS OUT OF ME with her dead eyes and her shiny abdomen and her habit of wearing outfits that look like the rugby uniforms at some all-girls Catholic school in Beverly Hills.

On the plus side, I cannot wait to see what she dons for the wedding. I can only dream that the "something borrowed" will be on loan from someone equally challenged, like Gwen Stefani, a Peldon, or Mary-Kate "Dereliiiiiicte" Olsen.

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June 24, 2005

Fuggie

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Fergie orded the audience to be patient. The concert demanded a costume change, but even without the napkin rings on her arm, it would take at least an hour to undo the buttons on the six-mile-high  waist of her shorts.

Permalink | Posted By Heather at 01:45 PM in Fergie (the Pea, not the duchess)
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April 18, 2005

Fug-Eyed Fug

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The reign of the Formal Shorts must end.


[photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]

Seriously.

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April 14, 2005

Young Hollyfug Awards: Fergie

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Whoa, easy there, Poppi Longstocking:


[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

I wonder if those braids are like drawstrings: pull one, and the other gets shorter. God, she's so insane it actually defies description. Are they remaking Newsies?

Permalink | Posted By Heather at 11:31 AM in Fergie (the Pea, not the duchess), Misc. Awards Shows
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March 21, 2005

Fug Eyed Peas

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Fergie, currently of The Black Eyed Peas, but known to me now and forever as Stacy from Kids Incorporated,  decides that if one trend is good, seven trends must be better:

Cowboy boots? Check.

Trucker hat? Check.

Pants of unflattering and awkward length? Check.

Shiny cardi-shrug? Check.

Oodles of jewelry? Check.

Tanorexia? Check.

Anonymous male escort who looks vaguely ashamed to be with you, especially since there are photographers around and oh my God, y'all, what if they think we're dating when I'm actually just friends with your friend and I accidentally ended up in this picture SWEET GOD I DON'T ENDORSE THIS OUTFIT, PEOPLE, PLEASE DON'T THINK I DO.

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February 15, 2005

Let's Get It Fugging

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[Photos by Daily Celeb.]

Fergie looks a bit like an intoxicated Girl Scout wearing a uniform redone by Project Runway...

... and selling cookies redone by Snoop Dogg, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...

... I'm talking about pot. In the Tagalongs.

Comments (65) | Permalink | Posted By Heather at 12:17 PM in Fergie (the Pea, not the duchess)
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August 31, 2004

VMA Fug Carpet: Fergie

Nobody told Fergie that the Pink Ladies aren't being revived and modernized.

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