Most of your top seeds pushed through on the first day of Fug Madness -- unlike last year, when Courtney Peldon barreled straight through No. 1 Lindsay Lohan en route to laying waste to a lot of OTHER fugly celebs. Such is the tournament -- sometimes, there are huge surprises, and other times, the top seeds prevail because, hey, there's a reason they're top seeds.
Let's take a look at how it shook down, as we preview the matchups coming up Monday in Round 2.
(1) AUBREY O'DAY vs. (8) PHOEBE PRICE
Wow. Just wow. Aubrey booted Estelle with an 84-percent victory, and Phoebe Price's lead wasn't pierced by Kim Kardashian's shoulder pads -- Pheebs took 81 percent of the vote. This matchup has all the makings of the most delicious, and difficult, and deliciously difficult, of the competition so far, because both are demi-nude fame whores who carry dogs like they're purses. I cannot wait.
(4) SARAH JESSICA PARKER vs. (12) LISA RINNA
Rinna and her thigh cleavage got three-quarters of you to vote her into this round, sending Maggie Gyllenhall back to her closet without having learned a single lesson (which is kind of good, because maybe it means we'll get more wonderful horrors from her this year). SJP, for her part, had almost the exact same margin of victory over Ashton Kutcher, but we're willing to bet Demi Moore used his mere presence as an (unnecessary) excuse to rip off his clothes when he got home ANYWAY. Smart woman. This matchup pits two women who, I believe, are fashionistas in their own minds but probably not so much in ours. Although SJP would probably rather eat forks than expose as much of her nethers as Rinna has in 2009 alone.
Let's take a look at the other three brackets after the jump:
