November 19, 2009

NY Fug.com: Predicting Tonight's Project Runway Winner

Top Model last night, Project Runway tonight? This week is off ye olde hook, as the children might say. It's been so crazy that I just nearly convinced Heather that Tyra was going to win Top Chef. But as far as tonight's Lifetime-related shenanigans go:

"After all the Sturm und Drang surrounding the current season of Project Runway, tonight's finale almost feels anticlimactic. How could three short catwalk presentations possibly outdo a year of dramatic kvetching about new locations, network changes, lawsuits, and one very earnest plea that we picket Harvey Weinstein's house? Unless Althea "accidentally" sets Irina on fire backstage, we're betting it can't."
I'd have picked a selection from the piece in which we discuss the actual collections, but if you haven't peeked at the runway pics yet, I don't want to spoil you. So consider that your warning: we DO talk specifics about what each woman sent down the runway a hundred years ago over at NY Mag. Don't you want to know whom we call an inveterate plagiarist? Click through to find out.
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Fug or Fab: Jaime King

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Well, I DO love some nice red lipstick. That's never been in question.

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But what about the rest of it? These are my confessions (part III): I don't care for a handkerchief hem. And if I'm going to tell it, I gotta tell it all: the gathering feels a bit haphazardly done. And yet she herself is lovely and doesn't look half bad. Even if she IS wearing wooden Dutch shoes made of gold (a mythical pair I think I read about in a children's story once). I think I am going to come down tentatively and with great trepidation on the side of I'll Allow It. What say ye, Fug Nation?
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Comments (72) | Posted By Jessica at 01:07 PM in Fug or Fab
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Fug The Cover: Clint Eastwood

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I understand that the whole point of this is that Clint Eastwood is a badass.

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But Clint Eastwood is a badass by nature -- by the glint in his eye, the twitch of a brow -- not because he knows how to make himself turn purple while the vein in his forehead pulses. So while I'm relieved to see that, my awards-show-based fears to the contrary, Clint CAN still move his face, I do wish GQ had decided to let him be his regular innately fierce self as opposed to suggesting he act constipated. While sitting on a stool. (Oh, come on, it had to be said.) THAT'S NOT OKAY.
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Amber Stevens here plays Ashley on Greek, the bubbly ZBZ president who dresses like she's an on-staff cheerleader for Forever 21.

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Judging by this photo, she is either a) under the impression she was to attend this event in character, or b) not, in fact, required to do much acting at her day job.

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America's Next Top Fugger... IS...

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Last night, a new America's Next Top Model was crowned, and as usual, the poor kid was stuck trying to enjoy her victory in a severely cracked-out dress. Now, since the finale was JUST last night, I will put the following photos behind the jump, just to forestall any angry e-mails from readers who were stuck at work/on a plane/busy burying a body and could not watch the episode in a timely fashion. So be forewarned: Don't click if you don't want to see who won. But DO click if you don't care, you saw it already, and/or you are a cat and Curiosity is chasing you through the house with a large kitchen knife.
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Fug the Photoshoot: The Dudes From Glee

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This photo -- part of People's annual (and DELICIOUS) Sexiest Men issue -- makes me laugh EVERY TIME I SEE IT:

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Matthew Morrison? Sexy. Mark Salling? Sexy. Corey Monteith? He's more adorable than a basketful of puppies on Glee, but here he looks like he just stumbled into frame after cracking his head -- HARD -- on the hand dryer in the men's room. Bless his heart, I hope someone's publicist is on the phone about this right now, and, yes, the sound you just heard were thousands of fanfic writers opening their laptops to begin work on their epic, explicit masterpiece in which Melrose Place's Ella Sims represents the men of Glee, with SEXY RESULTS.
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Unfug It Up: Melissa Joan Hart

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Well. This is a TERRIBLE IDEA from Sabrina:

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This dress is like the unholy love child of a French maid costume and Betty Draper's reject pile. I know this is a tall order, dear readers -- a Venti order, even -- but can this look be fixed? Pretend Salem the talking cat has a gun to your head and is demanding you undo what MJH has done to herself. Fix this mess, or the cat will end you. I have faith in your skills. GO:

Comments (158) | Posted By Jessica at 09:11 AM in Unfug It Up
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My So-Called Fug

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I seriously do not know how these sort of things continue to happen:

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I don't mean that I don't understand why Claire Danes continues to get invited places, or why people perform dramatic, hair-flipping turns toward the camera. I mean...well, you'll see after the jump. It's Not Totally Safe For Work. I mean, it's not FULL-ON unsafe, but I wouldn't email it to your boss or anything. Things are revealed which would be pixelated on network television, is what I mean.

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November 18, 2009

True Fug

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As I have said before, Sam Trammell is SO cute on True Blood. I spent much of the last season worried he was going to get killed off, especially those times when he turned into a bug. Perhaps the stress got to him, too, because he looks like he's just emerged from a week-long bender:

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Oh, Sam. If you liked me, then you would have run a comb through it.

Let's see what the rest of that get-up looks like. I pray there are no sweatpants involved:

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Fuglo

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BEYONCE: Jay! Jay, wait up!

JAY-Z: Security, please handle this groupie.

BEYONCE: Jay, I'm not a groupie, it's Beyonce.

JAY-Z: Nice try, random lady, but my wife would never go outside looking like she left on her old nightshirt.

BEYONCE: But...

JAY Z: And Beyonce washes her hair.

BEYONCE: I can't believe...

JAY-Z: Although, all that loud makeup on your face... you DO look a bit familiar...

BEYONCE: I'M TELLING YOU I'M...

JAY-Z: Solange! Is that you? In a bad wig? Why didn't you just SAY so?

BEYONCE: I give up.

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